American Anaconda Crawls Out of Saudi Toilet

Emirates 24/7 ^ | Tuesday, January 21, 2014

[Dr. Ursus]

It’s a spy from Israel!

[BCR #226]

It’s a reticulated python. Not an anaconda. It’s also not going to eat any baby.

Where to those retards in the media come up with this stuff?

It’s someones pet and it’s really not interested in harming anyone. It has more to fear from people than people have to fear from it.

[EinNYC]

Well then they wouldn’t have had to clean the cage, would they?

[BCR #226]

Anacondas and retics both are non venomous. They are both of the coluboid family of constrictor snakes. The retic in this story is about 12 feet long. Female retics can get up to 22 feet long.

They are giants but they can be quite placid and gentle. They usually don’t get aggressive unless some retard traps it with a capture pole.

People really need to learn about snakes and stop with the BS myths like what is in that article.

[Salamander]

Shhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Salamander]

Not to be nitpicky but doesn’t that look more like a reticulated python?

If it is, it had a lot less distance to travel to get there.

[Salamander]

Thanks.

I thought anaconda was wrong.

Retics are genus Pythonidae, not Colubridae, which does contain a few venomous members, such as the Boomslang.

[BCR #226]

Oops, you’re correct. Being sick sucks. I can’t think straight.

The photos in the story aren’t the best but I think that is a morph retic too. Maybe a platty or a tiger. Can’t be sure though.

[NFHale]

“...They usually don’t get aggressive unless some retard traps it with a capture pole....”

Or some other retard takes a dump on it while it’s trying to snooze in the porcelain goddess...(hate it when that happens...)

... and then FLUSHES....

[NFHale]

Clearly, it’s dem JOOOOOOOS again!!!

They’re EVERYWHERE!

But think about it for a moment... Nothing says “Hey! We Stopped By, But You Weren’t Here, and Yer Voicemail Wasn’t Working!” better than a python in yer Loo!!!

Heheh!! (Clearly, I crack myself up...)

[Tijeras_Slim]

Boomslang

Dude, like I saw them at the Filmore... they rocked!

[tenger]

The old reticuled-python-masquerading-as-an-anaconda trick. Second time they've used it this week. Why in the world do people know so much about SNAKES?? They're snakes. They crawl and scare you half to death when you're not expecting them to be there.

I've got a really good reason to be afraid of snakes and it has nothing to do with me and another friend accidentally peeing on the head of an Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake at Scout Camp when I was 12. Nothing at all.

[BCR #226]

Snakes are fascinating animals. I like my snakes more than I like most people.

Granite Burmese Python

Common Boa

Brazilian Rainbow Boa

[clearcarbon]

San Francisco also has snakes that kill babies.

[Salamander]

Oh, no!

You’re sick?

I really hope you feel better soon.

:(

[Salamander]

LOL

[they were dancing the black mamba backstage, I heard]

[BCR #226]

Thanks! I’ll be fine. Just sinuses or something.

[Salamander]

Sinuses can be miserable!

Are those your sneks?

The Burm, especially, is gorgeous!

[Salamander]

LOLOL

[BCR #226]

Burm isn’t the others are. I’ve got 37 total.