Chipotle Warns It Might Stop Serving Guacamole If Global Warming Gets Worse

Gateway Pundit ^ | March 4, 2014 | Jim Hoft

[miss marmelstein]

Mexican food is pretty unbearable. Will the craze for it never end? Give me European/Mediterranean/Indian/Chinese cuisine any day.

[djf]

Well the food they actually sell in Mexico is not what they sell here and call “Mexican food”.

Did have some amazing shrimp in Mazatlan. Got to the restaurant, we and the wife order drinks and a meal, drinks come first.

She’s drinking a Daquerie, me I got a scotch w a beer back.

They bring out the dinner and I’m thinking “This ain’t gonna go over at all...” cause all the shrimp still have heads and legs.

She was real squeamish. But she takes a couple more hits off her drink and tries one.

YUMMMM!!!! she says and next thing I know there are shrimp legs flyin through the air shes like a shrimp rototiller!

But the rice and beans rice and beans rice and beans rice and beans then more rice and beans that gets a bit old.

[GBA]

This is great news!

Before this announcement, I might have unknowingly spent my time and money in a Chipotle, Inc. restaurant and thus supported their delusional political insanity.

But now that I know, I won't. That's a true public service announcement!

[miss marmelstein]

In Europe, they also serve shrimp, prawn, etc. with the heads on. You get used to it.

I always remember a friend of mine - a German immigrant - referring to Mexican fair as dogfood.

[Arrowhead1952]

I ate at one this past week. Serving size has gone from what used to me keeping half for a second meal as a snack for later to eating the entire burrito at one sitting.

The price for a tablespoon of guacamole is $1.80 now. Over $7.00 for one burrito now. No way I’ll ever stand in line for lunch at that place again.

[TurboZamboni]

The only real Mexican restaurant in our town I stopped going to years ago when I witnessed one of the staffers little kids pooping on the sidewalk in front of the place.

If I want to pretend I'm in the 3rd world I go to MX.

[The Great RJ]

Avocado is a green plant. Green plants take CO2 from the atmosphere and combine it with water to create glucose and then excrete oxygen as a waste product. Planting more green plants like avocado will thus REDUCE CO2 in the atmosphere. If Chipolte is so concerned about green house gasses they should be slathering everything they sell with guac.

[PUGACHEV]

Mexican food served in Mexico is very, very diverse. If you want to find in Mexico the food served here as mexican food, you would usually need to go into the poorer areas or eat at un lugar que serva comida econimaedia. That's where you'll have a better chance of finding the mexican dishes you're familiar with here.

[Moonman62]

I suggest they shut down the entire business if they want to save the planet.