[Mr Ramsbotham]

Astronomers have increased the size of the observable solar system after spotting a 450-km wide object orbiting the sun.

Maybe they could increase the size of my retirement fund as well.

[chessplayer]

Yeah, no real american would care about any of this egghead, commie muzzie scientifical crap.

[SunkenCiv]

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