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2 posted on
04/04/2014 5:42:26 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
6 posted on
04/04/2014 5:43:22 AM PDT by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
Top ten! First time for me!
7 posted on
04/04/2014 5:43:41 AM PDT by
22202NOVA
(I was unaware.)
To: Lucky9teen
8 posted on
04/04/2014 5:44:28 AM PDT by
RandallFlagg
("I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it." --Quigley)
To: Lucky9teen
Good Morning! And maybe even top ten!
To: Lucky9teen; Lazamataz
11 posted on
04/04/2014 5:48:13 AM PDT by
Scoutmaster
(Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
I have always said we need stoplights with numbers counting down, especially the yellow.
20 posted on
04/04/2014 5:58:27 AM PDT by
taterjay
To: Lucky9teen
How do you know when an Irishman is truly drunk? When he prefers women over whiskey!
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen; SunkenCiv
33 posted on
04/04/2014 6:07:39 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
35 posted on
04/04/2014 6:09:35 AM PDT by
Monkey Face
(Introverts, UNITE! Separately. In your own homes.)
To: Lucky9teen
53 posted on
04/04/2014 6:41:09 AM PDT by
Dead Corpse
(Tre Norner eg ber, binde til rota...)
To: Lucky9teen
56 posted on
04/04/2014 6:43:31 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
To: Lucky9teen
A photon checks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, “Will you need help with your luggage?” The photon replies, “No thanks. I’m traveling light.”
58 posted on
04/04/2014 6:46:44 AM PDT by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
To: Lucky9teen
Two atoms are walking down the street.
One atom says to the other, “Hey! I think I lost an electron!”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive!”
61 posted on
04/04/2014 6:49:53 AM PDT by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
To: Lucky9teen; FReepers; Patriots
82 posted on
04/04/2014 7:34:47 AM PDT by
onyx
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To: Lucky9teen
83 posted on
04/04/2014 7:38:12 AM PDT by
FatherofFive
(Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
To: Lucky9teen
84 posted on
04/04/2014 7:39:48 AM PDT by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus.
Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take
care of this one.
It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1955.
Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
Done that!
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail!
That too!
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
Yep!
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
Aha!
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
Well darn!
6. Causes you to hit “SEND” before you’ve finished.
Oh, no not again!
7. Causes you to hit “DELETE” instead of “SEND.”
And I just hate that!
8. Causes you to hit “SEND” when you should “DELETE.”
Oh No!
IT IS CALLED THE “C-NILE VIRUS.”
Did I already post this? Or did you already? I forget
86 posted on
04/04/2014 7:45:05 AM PDT by
llevrok
(F the government)
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