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Pantless Florida woman who stole wine from Publix ID'd
Orlando Sentinel ^ | April 12, 2014 | Adrienne Cutway

Posted on 04/12/2014 10:18:15 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement

After video of the incident began to circulate online, the Ocala Police Department was able to identify the Florida woman who walked into Publix without pants and stole wine.

Desiree J. Taylor, 35, walked into an Ocala Publix around 2 p.m. Tuesday wearing nothing but a T-shirt and slippers and then walked out moments later carrying two boxes of wine, police say.

The value of the stolen wine was $41.68.

(Excerpt) Read more at sun-sentinel.com ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: crime; drunk; florida; pantless; wine
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Apparently, she is more of a Merlot than Sauvignon Blanc connoisseur.
1 posted on 04/12/2014 10:18:16 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Only in Floriduh.


2 posted on 04/12/2014 10:18:54 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: ConservativeStatement
Smiley face
3 posted on 04/12/2014 10:23:06 AM PDT by boycott
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To: dfwgator

Amish.

Guilty.

‘Nuff Said.


4 posted on 04/12/2014 10:23:20 AM PDT by Antihero101607
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To: dfwgator

She likely couldn’t pay because she left her wallet in her other pants. I mean.... pants.


5 posted on 04/12/2014 10:25:36 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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Yo, she be doin dis cause she been bein oppressed by da crackas! Yo, her peep Holder be tellin her this! True dat!


6 posted on 04/12/2014 10:26:07 AM PDT by Artcore
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To: ConservativeStatement

Moochelle acolyte.


7 posted on 04/12/2014 10:26:51 AM PDT by meatloaf (Impeach Obama. That's my New Year's resolution.)
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And, yet, WalMart is ridiculed for the look of its customers.

Of course, technically, this chick wasn’t really a customer.


8 posted on 04/12/2014 10:28:33 AM PDT by DPMD
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To: ConservativeStatement

She had on letards (as a Japanese would say it).


9 posted on 04/12/2014 10:29:57 AM PDT by Migraine (Diversity is great -- until it happens to YOU..)
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To: ConservativeStatement

DON’T LOOK ETHEL!!!


10 posted on 04/12/2014 10:30:53 AM PDT by ohiobushman ( If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?)
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Oh come on, she just forgot she wasn’t in Zimbabwe.......


11 posted on 04/12/2014 10:31:09 AM PDT by X-spurt (CRUZ missile - armed and ready.)
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To: Artcore

That be some good crack, man...


12 posted on 04/12/2014 10:31:51 AM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: ohiobushman

DON’T LOOK ETHEL!!!

But it’s too late...


13 posted on 04/12/2014 10:34:55 AM PDT by moovova
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To: boycott

Yikes. I suppose that accounts for the alcohol consumption.


14 posted on 04/12/2014 10:37:04 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Someone has to say it (and it fits pretty well here), ‘Pubix’ .... >.<


15 posted on 04/12/2014 10:40:14 AM PDT by Bikkuri (Molon Labe)
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The sign said: “No shirt, no shoes, no service.” She was wearing a shirt and shoes. It didn’t say anything about pants.


16 posted on 04/12/2014 10:40:41 AM PDT by Former Proud Canadian (Cruz/Palin 2016)
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To: ConservativeStatement

17 posted on 04/12/2014 10:47:30 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Disharmonious & Unmutual)
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To: Former Proud Canadian; Bikkuri

Ha, ha, nice!


18 posted on 04/12/2014 10:55:18 AM PDT by Pining_4_TX (All those who were appointed to eternal life believed. Acts 13:48)
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The sign on the door said: ‘No shirt, no shoes, no service’. Technically....


19 posted on 04/12/2014 10:58:26 AM PDT by fhayek
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I’m guessing you haven’t been to Austin or Houston lately....


20 posted on 04/12/2014 11:03:40 AM PDT by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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