KPD: Loaded, stolen gun found in woman's body

Kingsport (TN) Times News ^ | April 22, 2014 | Rain Smith

[don-o]

A woman arrested on driver's license offenses now faces felony charges, with Kingsport police saying she introduced into jail some atypical contraband: a stolen — and loaded — .22-caliber mini-revolver, via an orifice of her body.

[Focault's Pendulum]

I hope she at least covered it up with a cosmoline lubricated condom.

You know....so she could practice having a safe bang. Otherwise she could catch gunherea.

[Gamecock]

“I must have sat on it when I got out of the shower.”

Million to one shot Doc, million to one.

[Gamecock]

**That would HAVE to hurt....**

Some ladies are, shall we say, conditioned for such...

[GOYAKLA]

Did it have a “Banana Magazine”?

[Gamecock]

Then there was the gal with a Boeing 777 in her lady parts.

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[VRWCarea51]

I hope she didn’t go off half cocked!

[EDINVA]

Yes, the dramatic change in eyes AND mouth! Both show enormous anger. When I see a lost soul like this, I want to turn back the clock to a crossroads in her life and see her take another path.

I do note she was originally called in by her mother, following at least her second assault on her. Can’t begin to imagine her mother’s grief watching her child destroy herself.

[Gamecock]

I see what you did.

[onona]

umm... that’s NOT cosmoline...

THAT is the funniest post of the MONTH!! Laughing my ash off !!

[Slings and Arrows]

Something tells me it was a rimfire.

[Squeako]

Well I hope she had it pointed in a safe direction.

[Yo-Yo]

Given today’s scarceness of .22LR, your aging inventory is probably worth more than the gun.

[martin_fierro]

♀☹☠☣☢★☆ MANGLED GENITALS PING ☆★☢☣☠☹♂

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Guilty. I’d say throw the book at her, but it looks like someone did... and hit her squarely in the face.

[IYAS9YAS]

Well, I’d say the cavity between her earlobes would have been big enough to hide a Desert Eagle .50, being as how there can’t be much in the way of brain matter taking up space.

[RipSawyer]

I have seen quite a few of those, mostly in .22 magnum, it is so small I would probably shoot off my own fingertips trying to fire it. I can easily hide one in the palm of my hand with plenty of room to spare.

[SpinnerWebb]

ping to #129

[Paladin2]

The gold plated ones look pretty kool.

[KoRn]

Just hate it when that happens!

[momtothree]

Well, GraceG... if you went there.. so will I. I bet she whistles in the wind when wearing a skirt. (I apologize to anyone offended!)