To: don-o
“That’s not mine.”
“I didn’t put it there.”
“I was holding it for a friend.”
“The officer said to empty my pockets not my body.”
“I must have sat on it when I got out of the shower.”
“It was cleaning it...”
13 posted on
04/22/2014 12:03:42 PM PDT by
Tenacious 1
(My whimsical litany of satyric prose and avarice pontification of wisdom demonstrates my concinnity.)
To: Tenacious 1; F15Eagle; Larry Lucido
“I must have sat on it when I got out of the shower.”
Million to one shot Doc, million to one.
122 posted on
04/22/2014 12:53:09 PM PDT by
Gamecock
(The covenant is a stunning blend of law and love. (TK))
To: Tenacious 1
Did it have a “Banana Magazine”?
124 posted on
04/22/2014 12:57:23 PM PDT by
GOYAKLA
(Waiting for the Golden Screw to be removed from Obama's navel and his a$$ falls off!)
To: Tenacious 1
That’s a gun? No wonder it didn’t buzz . . . I thought the batteries were dead. Good thing I didn’t pull on the thingmahjig . . .
169 posted on
04/22/2014 5:56:56 PM PDT by
Pilgrim's Progress
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