DOJ Requests 250 Million Dollars For New Computer System

Retired Texas Vet | 6-18-14 | Retired Texas Vet

[JRandomFreeper]

Does it have a tape backup that works?

/johnny

[unixfox]

Does it have a tape backup that works?

Too expensive. Floppies will do.

[informavoracious]

CGI has one they’re not using.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Well come on, they need new computers, all that porno takes up a lot of hard drive space

[ClearCase_guy]

I’m told that the new computer system will be able to lose any email in half the time it took the old system.

[garjog]

Are they gona use the Canadian company that designed the Obamacare web site?

[Redcitizen]

It’ll work. They’ll use the same tape that Nixon used in Watergate.

[dagogo redux]

The model they’re looking at does not come with a warranty, but its hard drive will be protected by the Administration’s 5th Amendment guarantee.

[LyinLibs]

“DOJ Requests 250 Million Dollars For New Computer System.”

TRANSLATION = Eric Holder wants a villa in Zurich, a custom yacht, and matching Ferraris.

[smokingfrog]

Only the best 1080p porn for our “public servants”!

[Vendome]

I’ll give you $7 for a chisel and a hammer.

Seems like you’d take better care of your work product and I’d want it in stone writing anyway...

[kevao]

[House Atreides]

In my basement I’ve found an unused IBM PC 286 and many unused floppy discs. I’d be more than willing to help out the DOJ in their automation efforts.

[Vendome]

Hey, I posted that last week....

[Vendome]

Here it is

[kevao]

lol

[Grams A]

Are they gona use the Canadian company that designed the Obamacare web site?”

You mean the same company that one of the departments in Texas paid $10M to to develop a new web system?

[libstripper]

Of course. CGI is the most expert company in the world at siphoning off kickbacks to DemonCraps.