[JRandomFreeper]

Does it have a tape backup that works?

/johnny

[informavoracious]

CGI has one they’re not using.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Well come on, they need new computers, all that porno takes up a lot of hard drive space

[ClearCase_guy]

I’m told that the new computer system will be able to lose any email in half the time it took the old system.

[garjog]

Are they gona use the Canadian company that designed the Obamacare web site?

[dagogo redux]

The model they’re looking at does not come with a warranty, but its hard drive will be protected by the Administration’s 5th Amendment guarantee.

[LyinLibs]

“DOJ Requests 250 Million Dollars For New Computer System.”

TRANSLATION = Eric Holder wants a villa in Zurich, a custom yacht, and matching Ferraris.

[Vendome]

I’ll give you $7 for a chisel and a hammer.

Seems like you’d take better care of your work product and I’d want it in stone writing anyway...

[House Atreides]

In my basement I’ve found an unused IBM PC 286 and many unused floppy discs. I’d be more than willing to help out the DOJ in their automation efforts.

[Dr. Sivana]

They'll get a great deal on hard drives from CMI!

[bgill]

That’s a lot of extention cords running over to the NSA.

[theBuckwheat]

Enough for two ObamaCare web sites that won’t work.

[chiefqc]

Well since eric, my peeople, holder has plenty of time on his hands since he is not up holding the law he can spend that time doing some work and fill out the forms by hand. At least he would be doing SOMETHING to earn his tax payers paid salary.

[Gaffer]

Funny. But one bit of advice. Obama’s government never does anything in the ‘millions’. That’s chump change. To be of any believable significance, it should have been more like $100 Billion. Otherwise, funny.

[uglybiker]

They can't have it. Computers are racist.