[Darksheare]

That first pic isn’t a dog, it’s a curling stone with legs!

[humblegunner]

Well, there go all the invites to dinner at the Whitehouse.

Ain’t no Wagyu dog no more.

[Silentgypsy]

That poor little thing! It’s terrible to diet and be hungry all the time.

[moose07]

“curling stone with legs”
Saves carrying it, those stones aren’t light.

It does have to be asked: At what point do you get the hint that your Dog is fat?
Is your Dog Fat when it no longer runs to the food bowl, or when it waits for you to bring the food to it?
(Their floors must be polished to a high sheen though....)