Men can come up with silly solutions as well:
http://www.chicoer.com/policefire/ci_21031067/man-sets-house-ablaze-while-killing-spiders-blowtorch
http://www.nottinghampost.com/Arachnophobia-alcohol-lead-blaze/story-12253390-detail/story.html
There was some people close by here had there
yard rolled back in the winter.
The lady of the house freaked from all the tp.
She lit the tp setting the tree on fire and it spread
to the house.
It was kinda funny,her on the tv interview saying
she couldn’t believe how tp could burn like that.