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Still better than D.C.
1 posted on 06/30/2014 10:54:48 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Finally we know where we should send the Gitmo detainees and their fellow terrorists.


2 posted on 06/30/2014 10:57:35 AM PDT by longfellowsmuse (last of the living nomads)
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Island getaway...


3 posted on 06/30/2014 10:58:02 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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“The snake is currently listed as critically endangered...”

I don’t even know where to start.


7 posted on 06/30/2014 11:01:57 AM PDT by moovova
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To: nickcarraway

Employers no longer need to pay for snakebite antidote. Because Racism.


8 posted on 06/30/2014 11:03:52 AM PDT by Dagnabitt (Amnesty is Treason. Its agents are Traitors.)
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To: nickcarraway

11,000 years ago?
A rise in Sea level?
Had to be Bush’s fault.


9 posted on 06/30/2014 11:04:22 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: nickcarraway

A snake’s gotta do what a snake’s gotta do.

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10 posted on 06/30/2014 11:04:24 AM PDT by Mears
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The Island


12 posted on 06/30/2014 11:05:30 AM PDT by Ray76 (True change requires true change - A Second Party ...or else it's more of the same...)
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To: nickcarraway
Sounds like the favorite weekend getaway for honey badger...


13 posted on 06/30/2014 11:06:22 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (Obama: Race is his cover...jihad is his game.)
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To: nickcarraway

Obviously they’ve not been to Australia.


14 posted on 06/30/2014 11:06:38 AM PDT by SkyDancer (If you don't read the newspapers you are uninformed. If you do read newspapers you are misinformed)
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To: nickcarraway

Perhaps 0bama can go there and apologize to the snakes.


15 posted on 06/30/2014 11:07:38 AM PDT by NorthMountain
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To: nickcarraway
But the golden lancehead vipers can't track the birds they bite—so instead they evolved incredibly potent and efficient venom, three to five times stronger than any mainland snake's—capable of killing most prey (and melting human flesh) almost instantly.

Right.

I need some extremely powerful venom...I think I'll evolve some.

16 posted on 06/30/2014 11:08:20 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (Obama: Race is his cover...jihad is his game.)
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To: nickcarraway
They should put some small animals on this island for the snakes to play with.


17 posted on 06/30/2014 11:10:27 AM PDT by Bobalu (Avenge the three Jewish boys)
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To: nickcarraway

The only good snake is a dead snake. Time to drop poison and burn the island.


18 posted on 06/30/2014 11:12:32 AM PDT by bgill
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19 posted on 06/30/2014 11:14:59 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: nickcarraway

Looks like a job for St. Patrick.


21 posted on 06/30/2014 11:40:09 AM PDT by MUDDOG
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To: nickcarraway

I saw a Nova or Nature about this.

My thoughts were “Nuke it from space!”


26 posted on 06/30/2014 12:11:54 PM PDT by djf (OK. Well, now, lemme try to make this clear: If you LIKE your lasagna, you can KEEP your lasagna!)
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To: nickcarraway
Often, snakes stalk their prey, bite and wait for the venom to do its work before tracking the prey down again. But the golden lancehead vipers can't track the birds they bite—so instead they evolved incredibly potent and efficient venom, three to five times stronger than any mainland snake's—capable of killing most prey (and melting human flesh) almost instantly.

This is hysterical. Either "scientists" or the writer believes that evolution moves faster than the lifespan of a snake.

28 posted on 06/30/2014 12:15:05 PM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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I once went to D.C. and the place was hip deep in snakes. There were Democrat snake, Republican snakes, House snakes, Senate snakes, Government snakes,Judge snakes and the deadliest of all the lobbyists snakes. No place on earth with more snakes than D.C. as the white hut has the king of snakes living there.
32 posted on 06/30/2014 12:45:49 PM PDT by lostboy61 (Lock and Load and stand your ground!)
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To: nickcarraway

Set fire to the island to kill the snakes and then make a resort out of it. Problem solved.


35 posted on 06/30/2014 2:25:46 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: nickcarraway

Well, I learned something, Elba and St. Helena are not the best places to exile a deposed dictator.

THIS is the perfect island for the new white hut. Just like at Elba, the deposed dictator can have full authority over all he surveys.

Good luck.


37 posted on 06/30/2014 2:53:11 PM PDT by Sequoyah101
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