[Responsibility2nd]

Stabbing a watermellon?

I'm pretty sure a Hate Crime has been committed here.

[dead]

I cut the eyes out of a potato once.

[Raycpa]

Did he spit the seeds at her too?

[wideawake]

Read the story - the guy is a mental case.

[McGruff]

We need to ban Watermelons! They incite violence.

[Talisker]

...she later returned home to find the watermelon on the counter with a butcher’s knife in it. She reported that Cervellino then entered the room and began carving the watermelon. She called the incident passive-aggressive and menacing.

So why wasn't the woman cited for harassment and put in a 72 hour psych hold for paranoid fantasies and delusions of persecution and given a drug abuse screening?

Serious question.

Oh I'm sorry, I forgot - the essence of legitimacy is the female genitals.

[jttpwalsh]

A woman was tailgating me, in a 45mph zone. In a passive aggressive manner, I took my foot off the gas pedal, and dropped my speed to 35mph. Good thing I no longer live in Connecticut !

[bgill]

Ever try going at a watermelon with a butter knife?

[dfwgator]

[ozzymandus]

I never understood what “passive aggressive” means. Sounds like a catch-all phrase to me.

[JimRed]

...he stabbed a watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner.

Psychobabble.

[Teotwawki]

They’ve issued an arrest warrant for Gallagher as well.

[catnipman]

Arrested for passive-aggressive watermelon carving? You’re kidding me, right? Hell, the passive-aggressive watermelon carving contest is the main event at most watermelon festivals in the south. That and the beer guzzling and crawdad eating contest.

[ExCTCitizen]

The guy was channelling his inner Gallagher.