Posted on 07/15/2014 12:06:56 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
BANTAM, Conn. — A 49-year-old Connecticut man faces threatening charges after a woman told police he stabbed a watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner.
The Register Citizen of Torrington reports (http://bit.ly/1p1L3rS) Carmine Cervellino of Thomaston was arraigned Monday on charges of threatening and disorderly conduct. He was released after posting a $500 bond.
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I'm pretty sure a Hate Crime has been committed here.
I cut the eyes out of a potato once.
Did he spit the seeds at her too?
Well done.
We need to ban Watermelons! They incite violence.
So why wasn't the woman cited for harassment and put in a 72 hour psych hold for paranoid fantasies and delusions of persecution and given a drug abuse screening?
Serious question.
Oh I'm sorry, I forgot - the essence of legitimacy is the female genitals.
A woman was tailgating me, in a 45mph zone. In a passive aggressive manner, I took my foot off the gas pedal, and dropped my speed to 35mph. Good thing I no longer live in Connecticut !
Ever try going at a watermelon with a butter knife?
I never understood what “passive aggressive” means. Sounds like a catch-all phrase to me.
“I never understood what “passive aggressive” means. Sounds like a catch-all phrase to me.”
No, passive-aggressive does exist. ;-)
Example: My wife gets right in my face and screams at me! I do not respond or whisper a response. That drives her bonkers. ;-)
Psychobabble.
They’ve issued an arrest warrant for Gallagher as well.
Finally we have a solution to out of control Amish violnce. Make them pass a background check before buying a watermelon. Do we need to limit how many they can buy in a month or in any single purchase?
Arrested for passive-aggressive watermelon carving? You’re kidding me, right? Hell, the passive-aggressive watermelon carving contest is the main event at most watermelon festivals in the south. That and the beer guzzling and crawdad eating contest.
No kidding. Does anyone have a pic of Gallagher smashing a watermelon with a large mallet?
You can’t stab a watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner.
(Holding knife in a non-threatening manner) “Come on, watermelon, you know you want to sit on my knife, just roll on over here, it won’t hurt a bit”
“Hey honey, it would sure be nice if someone could pick up this watermelon and drop it on my knife here”
“Honey, I think the watermelon is trying something sneaky. Don’t you think we should do something with this knife I’m holding here”
The guy was channelling his inner Gallagher.
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