Too hard to rhyme pancake and Corrie?
> Too hard to rhyme pancake and Corrie?
If I could do it, they can too:
Landfill
(To the tune of “Landslide,” by Stevie Nicks)
I took my bullhorn, took it down
Helped terrorists in Gaza Town.
I saw my reflection on a bulldozer blade,
and the landfill’s where I stay.
Oh, choppers in the sky,
What is dumb?
Can I play chicken with Israelis?
Can I face down heavy equipment?
Can I take sixty tons on my chest?
Well, I’ve been afraid of flattening,
‘Cause a D-9 can hurt you.
But morons are bolder,
Flag-burning gets older,
And IHOP is calling too...
Oh, mail me home, flat rate’s fine,
Fake some photos, moan and whine.
If you see my reflection in a bulldozer blade
Well the landfill’s where I’ll be...
If you see my reflection in a bulldozer blade
Well the landfill’s where I’ll be...