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Crocodile Wedding: Mexican Town Mayor ‘Marries’ Reptile
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Posted on 07/21/2014 4:19:59 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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1 posted on 07/21/2014 4:20:00 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows

What a load of crock!


2 posted on 07/21/2014 4:22:12 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Elian Gonzalez sought asylum and was sent back to Cuba, send these kids back to THEIR parents.)
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To: nickcarraway; GeronL
Local council members funded the event, with those who didn’t contribute issued with a fine.

A similar provision is probably buried deep within the text of the Obamacare (aka Hussein's UnAffordable Care act) text.

3 posted on 07/21/2014 4:24:09 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Elian Gonzalez sought asylum and was sent back to Cuba, send these kids back to THEIR parents.)
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To: a fool in paradise

I had a feeling you wouldn’t be able to skip past a headline like that


4 posted on 07/21/2014 4:25:23 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: nickcarraway
Local council members funded the event, with those who didn’t contribute issued with a fine

You can bet the left would like to fine us for skipping out on gay pride or trans-species weddings

5 posted on 07/21/2014 4:27:41 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: nickcarraway

Bubba Clinton already beat him to it.


6 posted on 07/21/2014 4:28:07 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: GeronL

Just wait until the Mother-In-Law visits. These kind of mixed marriages never work out.


7 posted on 07/21/2014 4:28:56 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Elian Gonzalez sought asylum and was sent back to Cuba, send these kids back to THEIR parents.)
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To: a fool in paradise

lol

That could get pretty ugly when she starts the death roll on an in-law


8 posted on 07/21/2014 4:29:33 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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9 posted on 07/21/2014 4:34:44 PM PDT by W. (Democrats need the 'poor' to justify their political existence. What'd LBJ say? "I'll have them ni..)
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To: nickcarraway

Mother of the bride shed a few tears.


10 posted on 07/21/2014 4:36:03 PM PDT by Defiant (Obama is not the anti-Christ. He is Satan's John the Baptist, preparing the way.)
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To: nickcarraway

Wedding presents included luggage and a matching golf bag.


11 posted on 07/21/2014 4:42:40 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: nickcarraway

“For safety, the crocodile’s jaw was wired shut for the day.”

The jokes just write themselves!


12 posted on 07/21/2014 4:45:30 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: nickcarraway

(not that i know anything about this but) this coupling gives a whole new dimension to the saying, “No Teeth! No Teeth!”


13 posted on 07/21/2014 4:47:21 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..))
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To: nickcarraway

Going to the Everglades for the honeymoon?


14 posted on 07/21/2014 4:48:39 PM PDT by ZinGirl (kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
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To: nickcarraway

Hey...ive dated worse


15 posted on 07/21/2014 4:53:18 PM PDT by tophat9000 (An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
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To: tophat9000

I had no idea my ex was living in Mexico.


16 posted on 07/21/2014 4:55:23 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: nickcarraway

Hey, who are we to judge, right? Soon these types of marriages will be demanded in states across the fruited plain, and judges will have to rule them acceptable. Religious cake makers and photographers will be ordered to cater (no pun intended) to these, er, blissful, ceremonies.


17 posted on 07/21/2014 4:57:41 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: a fool in paradise
And here is the mother-in-law:


18 posted on 07/21/2014 4:58:41 PM PDT by bkopto (Free men are not equal. Equal men are not free.)
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To: bkopto
"WHOOOAAAAAAAA!!!>


19 posted on 07/21/2014 5:09:12 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Elian Gonzalez sought asylum and was sent back to Cuba, send these kids back to THEIR parents.)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Joke about the wedding night pre-zotted.


20 posted on 07/21/2014 5:16:21 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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