Oy vey! It's like a boxed version of your mother! And the operating system is GUILT 1.0.
1 posted on
07/25/2014 12:45:23 PM PDT by
EinNYC
To: EinNYC
2 posted on
07/25/2014 12:50:30 PM PDT by
RoosterRedux
(Obama: Race is his cover...jihad is his game.)
To: EinNYC
3 posted on
07/25/2014 12:52:11 PM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: EinNYC
the operating system
Your mother buys you two new shirts, you wear one to please
her and she says, “What, you didn’t like the other one?”.
6 posted on
07/25/2014 12:58:55 PM PDT by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: EinNYC
Haha! I’ve always wished I could speak Yiddish.
7 posted on
07/25/2014 12:59:40 PM PDT by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
To: EinNYC
10 posted on
07/25/2014 1:11:14 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: EinNYC
11 posted on
07/25/2014 1:13:28 PM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: CaptainAmiigaf; Bloody Sam Roberts
To: EinNYC
I invented the first redneck computer but it never really went anywhere. For starters, if you spelled something right it would correct it. It also cost to much to operate; it ran on beer. It had a dog instead of a mouse. The cursor inserted four letter words about every third word. Worst of all, Windows had no screen so anything could come in when it opened.
14 posted on
07/25/2014 1:20:15 PM PDT by
inpajamas
(http://outskirtspress.com/ONE)
To: EinNYC
I suppose instead of bugs it gets locusts.
17 posted on
07/25/2014 1:24:36 PM PDT by
Telepathic Intruder
(The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
To: EinNYC
FWIW, there’s turkey Spam, which could be kosher...
19 posted on
07/25/2014 1:27:03 PM PDT by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
To: EinNYC
At one time there was “Jewhoo.com”
23 posted on
07/25/2014 2:03:02 PM PDT by
SkyDancer
(If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed)
To: EinNYC
Snagless network cables are not allowed.
25 posted on
07/25/2014 2:29:08 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(The IRS: either criminally irresponsible in backup procedures or criminally responsible of coverup.)
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