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California woman cited for climbing into zoo's giraffe pen
The State ^ | August 17 2014 | AP

Posted on 08/17/2014 10:58:37 PM PDT by Gamecock

Police say a California woman was cited after climbing into the giraffe exhibit at a Madison zoo and getting kicked in the face.

A 2-year-old, 12-foot-tall giraffe named Wally gave Hall a lick, then turned and kicked her in the face.

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To: Gamecock
"A 2-year-old, 12-foot-tall giraffe named Wally gave Hall a lick, then turned and kicked her in the face."

Problem solved.

21 posted on 08/18/2014 4:44:06 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (When I first read it, " Atlas Shrugged" was fiction)
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To: Gamecock

“California woman cited for climbing into zoo’s giraffe pen”

Now why would she stick her neck out like that?


22 posted on 08/18/2014 5:02:39 AM PDT by lowbridge
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To: Ann Archy

There are a lot of naïve/stupid/tree hugging-morons

One of my favorite stories- a lady who wanted
to take her picture next to a Buffalo that
was penned in a pasture- 3/4 ton Male with
sharpened (not clipped ) horns- she lived


23 posted on 08/18/2014 6:34:10 AM PDT by mj1234
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To: Darksheare

In a few more years, giraffe porn will be just another normal lifestyle choice complete with parades and a TV show.


24 posted on 08/18/2014 3:38:18 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
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To: TurboZamboni

We will be forced to celebrate the right to giraffe porn in a few years.


25 posted on 08/18/2014 3:40:28 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Gamecock

Well, you kind of think “Why bother? Ain’t being kicked in the head enuff?”


26 posted on 08/18/2014 3:42:39 PM PDT by djf (OK. Well, now, lemme try to make this clear: If you LIKE your lasagna, you can KEEP your lasagna!)
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To: Darksheare

I ain’t making no giraffe cakes.


27 posted on 08/18/2014 3:49:17 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
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To: TurboZamboni

Could have sworn I saw one on cakewrecks already.


28 posted on 08/18/2014 3:57:22 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Gamecock

“Close the window! I feel a giraffe!”


29 posted on 08/18/2014 4:00:26 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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