[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

A large peperoni with mozzarella, marinara sauce, onions mushrooms and sweet green bell peppers. Plus a six pack of Shiner Bock.

That’s what I call a seven course meal.

[Gay State Conservative]

On a tour of Italy years ago we passed through a region that's famous for mozzarella.The tour guide informed us that *genuine* mozzarella is made with the milk of cape buffalo,not cows.Ever since I've been less than enthusiastic.

[be-baw]

What a job. Only at a university...

[Sacajaweau]

We always had grated cheese on out pizzas when I was a kid....But of course, there were also dinosaurs back then.

[heylady]

Would you tell me how you pronounce mozzarella?

[real saxophonist]

Thank you for calling Domino's Pizza, this is David, how can I help you?
There's a bug in my pizza.
Can you describe it?
It's brown.
That's probably just burnt cheese. That happens a lot.
No, it's a bug.
Well, send it back to us, and we'll have it analysed, to see what it is, and we'll get back to you.
Never mind, it's just burnt cheese.
Okay, have a good night.

[Henry Hnyellar]

Science?

[Huskrrrr]

“When we understand food right down to its micro-structural level,” she says, “it gives us the levers we need to change the way it behaves.”

Teachers.......leave those pizzas alone!

[lurk]

A genuine Italian friend whose name ends with an i says you must pronounce it MOOTS-a-rella.

[TNoldman]

pizza cheese