[Chuckster]

“Fatberg, dead ahead!” the lookout shouted. It was too late, the ship rammed the quivering mass and stuck like a bug.

While passengers and crew were safely removed by rescuers, all attempts at freeing the trapped vessel were doomed to fail as the fatberg began to shift with the turning tide.

[Darksheare]

All while jiggling, making gloopy noises, and generally being blobbish.