Wow, that is...surreal. Did you find a strange uneasiness creeping over you? Stand back lest lightning strike? I can’t even listen to his voice on the radio, especially with that serpentine pronunciation of the “essssss” sound that he makes. It looks like he touched you! SCARY. I would have gone screaming after some holy water.
On the other hand, the irony of your exalted Freeper status is hilarious. I bet he was thinking, “oh, some common folksss, I’m gonna make their day by deigning to get inta this picture!” What a dweeb.
It’s not my picture, or of me, but yeah, creepy.
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The mucous membrane of both sides of the septum (the cartilage that separates the nostrils) can be damaged by decreased blood supply, along with drying, crusting, and nose picking. This results in a perforation or hole in the septum with more crusting, foul secretions, nosebleeds, and whistling with nasal breathing, the so-called coke nose.
(Off topic. Couldn't resist.)