Posted on 09/07/2014 12:37:41 PM PDT by nickcarraway
He looked at the TV and said Bang.
Was it an insurance commercial?
when I saw the video, sound off, the William Tell Overture ran through my head
Lucky you, you must have a higher class, more intelligent brood of deer in your neighborhood. Chipmunks were once a pest but their gone (combination of hawks, foxes, coyotes and whatever else samples them). I yelled at the deer, even threw water bottles at ‘em, to no avail. Although when I turned the hose on them they would take off.....for a little while. As for spraying the flora with deer repellent, sometimes it worked but to have to reapply it after a heavy rain....forget it (the garden was rather large). I moved and haven’t had them around.....yet.
Plus I'm terribly allergic to their dander. I give the owners of the local deer check-in stations coupons for one free pint of ice cream for every deer they take off MY road.
It's a whole lot cheaper than fixing the car. Last year about 70 pints.
Heck, where I live, I used to have to get out and kick them with a steel toe boot to get them off the road when the acorns were falling. Pikers.
Dough, the stuff that buys me beer...Ray, the guy that sells me beer. Me, the guy that drinks the beer, fa, a long way to get beer. So, I think I’ll have a beer. La! La, la, la, la, la beer! Tea, no thanks, I’ll have a beer. That will bring us back to d’oh!
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