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[Scoutmaster]

I’m not listening to the duck if it’s Harold.

[Tax-chick]

I don’t know whether thomasthomas is writing poetry, philosophizing, having drink taken, insomniac, running on adrenaline ... but when I get up at 5:00 a.m Eastern and read his posts from the far off Pacific time zone, they have depth and resonance.

[Tax-chick]

Well, there’s that.

[Tax-chick]

The girls are washing the gerbils again.

[Scoutmaster]

Gerbils can never be too clean.

That's my motto.

[Tax-chick]

Well, they can’t go out and play in the rain like cats.

[Scoutmaster]

Au contraire.

Gerbil on a leash, outdoors.

[Tax-chick]

Oh, for heaven’s sake.

Looks like the harness is made of potholder loops.

[Tax-chick]

Shannon is very upset about the gerbil-bathing. It’s very offensive to see animals that are supposed to be food being nurtured instead of handed over to the alpha predator.

And now Kathleen is calling the breakfast cereal “mousie snacks.”

[Tax-chick]

So next time you visit, ‘Face, remember that when Kathleen says, “Mousie Snax with milk,” she wants Great Value Crunchy Oat Squares. With milk.

[Scoutmaster]

From Wikipedia:

"The several reasons for the popularity of gerbils as household pets include: The animals are typically not aggressive, and they rarely bite unprovoked or without stress. They are small and easy to handle, since they are sociable creatures that enjoy the company of humans and other gerbils and potholder loops.

I may have paraphrased that a little.

[Tax-chick]

They like potholder loops, socks, and cotton balls.

[Scoutmaster]

Among the critters who've lived in my house, 'mousie snacks' didn't mean cereal when you spoke about the red-tailed boa, pac-man frog, or bearded dragons.

Just sayin'.

[Scoutmaster]

potholder loops, socks, and cotton balls

Reminds me of a weekend I once spent in Ponca City.

[Scoutmaster]

I'm here with my guacamole and we're looking at its baby album.

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks T-c.

Thomas may I give your comments a look? Wanted to ask instead of acting because I owe you to ask before looking.

[Gefn]

I like rain. It’s also good for the flowers.

[Gefn]

I don’t know. It’s just one of the few jokes I know from my childhood. It always made my mom laugh.

The only dog I’ve ever stepped on was a hot dog that fell on the floor.

[Gefn]

How wonderful for both of you! Congratulations on your puppies Fanfan.

Darksheare, your kittens sound adorable, it sounds like your girl has some Persian in her. I’ve never had kittens, the youngest cat I got at the shelter was 8 months.,

[Tax-chick]

LOL!