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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
I’ve started walking upstairs every five minutes in the morning to drag the girls out of bed again.

It would help in your weight loss if the girls would gain weight.

1,756 posted on 10/01/2014 10:17:30 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational)
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To: Scoutmaster; Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Hockey Mask, Chainsaw, heavy curtains to block out all light.
Start chainsaw, no chain, and gun it as you enter the room.


1,757 posted on 10/01/2014 10:21:22 AM PDT by Darksheare (People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Scoutmaster

True, but then they’d be dumpy.


1,758 posted on 10/01/2014 10:37:31 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Feeling fine about the end of the world!)
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