My 1st wife had a "professor" in Collage that said: "You can lead a Horse to water but You can't lead a whore to culture"
I had the pleasure /sarc of serving under a 1stLt that had a degree in animal husbandry. His illiteracy was bourn from his grasp of the Queen’s English.
The only reason a hardass Gunny didn’t drum him outta OCS was......wait fer it.....AFFIRMATIVE ACTION! He was never augmented into the Regular Corps of Officers