Posted on 10/05/2014 4:34:35 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Oingo Boingo, relevant to almost every situation.
More brilliant satire of those who understate threats. Man, I'm really digging this satire! You are John-Semmens level!
They were, BIKINI-CLAD...
...and a slice of bacon.
But once you get it, you are on the Screw Train.
With people like Youngor Jallah who helped her step-father sit up in bed, took his temp and BP, disinfected the apartment, etc. she knew the risks and basic precautions, She may or may not have been infected but she's past the median incubation period without symptoms. It means there is hope with reasonably smart people like that. But if she gets the symptoms and then dies that will be bad not just for her, but for the rest of us.
absolutely nothing to worry about. The US has the greatest health care system in the world etc etc er ... just ignore those men in the hazmat suits.
“Everybody has to die of something, I just hope that I die of something else.”
Cheerleaders come to mind.
Youngor Jallah had no hazmat suit doing what she did (see my previous post). If she survives without infection that would be a very good sign for everyone else.
Yeah, what’s a little tissue necrosis or a hemoraghic fever among good friends? It seems that we just dwell on the bad news of ebola. What about all the good points? For one, I hear it works wonders in clearing the sinuses.
“Bottom line: Getting ebola isn’t particularly easy with our sanitary customs. It is possible but not easy.”
50% of the people don’t wash their hands after a bowel movement. You know right before they slap you on the shoulder and reach into the communal cup for a coffee stirrer.
Remember that when you grab that pump handle at the gas station.
lol
A perfect killing machine ( hat tip Peter Benchley ) Thanks for that graphic description Laz, should help my supper digest.
Rumack: All right, I'm going to level with you all. But what's most important now is that you remain calm. There is no reason to panic.
Rumack: Now, it is true that one of the crew members is ill... slightly ill.
Rumack: But the other two pilots... they're just fine. They're at the controls flying the plane... free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keBzy5-iRyo
The Reverend Doctor Fred Lane - The French Toast Man
Ssing along!
Oh — The French Toast Man
The French Toast Man
He rides around the corner
Takes a turn around the block
He’s got a lot of french toast in the back
He’s got it wrapped up in a sock.
He’s timing the engine of his truck
He’s got a lot of french toast in the back
The kids come around and ask him if they
Can have a delicious slice of french toast.
“Sure you can! Here it is!”
He says as he hands it out to all the boys and girls
And they scream with delight as they run home
And show it to their parents.
Then mom takes the french toast from the kids
To examine it more closely
It has green mould growing right out of the crust
And it smells like something awful.
So she throws it into the garbage can
A rat comes along and eats it up
And falls right over, dead.
And his stomach bursts open
And his liver pops out
Everyone stands around with their hands on their mouths
They really are disgusted.
Then — The French Toast man comes right around the block
And puts it in his french toast sock.
Oh — The French Toast Man
He’s on his way
He’s got a slop-bowl too.
So evacuate your bowels and have a hot lunch
And don’t be late for school
And don’t be late for school
And don’t be late for school!
Rainbow Six?
Actually, I was at the urinal in the mens room at work, and I made to walk out without washing my hands. An old-school heavily-accented Southern Gentleman stopped me by calling out, "Son, you are in the South, now. Down heah, our mama's teach us to wash our hands after we pee."
I turned to him and said, "Yeah, well I'm from Noo Yawk, and up there our mama's teach us not to pee on our hands."
Seriously, that’s a horrible way to die...
I think a .40 cal to the temple would be a alternative....
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