I hate cutting and splitting, too.
Oh, wait, did you mean cutting and splitting WOOD? I thought you meant leaving.
Anyway, that’s not even an option here.
Agree ... no cuttin’ or splittin’ allowed ... Spit (Spit) occasionally thought when cuttin’ or splittin’ wood, then settle in to find a fire. Ladies love fires ArGee but you know this you sly fellow. Ladies love warmth. That why I find myself building a fire sometimes. Lady says, “I’m Cold” and I know if am looking for a fire elsewhere, I’d better build a fire. Dang, Better Half. She’s too subtle for me to catch on am being used. I Love being used though.