The "FAN" incident...solvedThere is one overwhelming indicator:
There is one intimate thing NO HOMOSEXUAL MAN likes to do.
I’m, ahh, not a homosexual man.
The "FAN" incident...solvedAnd lastly,Judy Collins (circa 1965) turns me into an animal while Neil Patrick Harris makes me nauseous.
I guess I'm OK.
That list is the most ridiculous thing I’ve read in a long time. I love the one where it says that using sarcasm and irony around friends makes you gay. Who wrote this crap?
Ever notice how many cops wear overly tight shirts?
Wow. The comments from the catty homosexuals at that site were pretty crude.
Michelle Antoinette Obola has commented on her husband’s odor.
So, no, having an odor does not rule out the possibility of being gay.
That was the most unintentionally hilarious stuff I’ve read in quite awhile.
You have got to be kidding....anybody who puts THAT part of their body in THAT location of somebody else's body is definitely does not remotely qualify under any kind of 'cleanliness' category.....
Gravy check his underwear.
I used to work with a woman whose husband lived and worked in NYC (this is central VA). He rarely came home, and when he did, he would sashay into our place of business wearing a long fur coat (he and his wife were black). The woman used to brag about his talent with a sewing machine, his love of making ribbons for Christmas decorations, and his queer friends. But it wasn’t a marriage of convenience and he wasn’t gay...oh, no. /s
Laughing at this article. Yes, I’m sure that having a Down Low husband would be a nightmare, but the article is pretty funny about how to know your man is gay. My first husband actually did like the Golden Girls. Not gay though. It may come as a surprise to the author of this article that there are gay men who aren’t thin, don’t have a nice trim butt, don’t watch Glee, and don’t dish sarcastically with their friends or have sex in the bathroom of the gym.
I get a very strange vibe from that “christwire” website ... browse around there for a while, and tell me what you think.
There are approximately 60 million marriages in the US. I don’t for a minute believe that nearly 4% of them are secretly dealing with homosexuality in them.
This is one of the few liberal satire sites I've seen that's actually somewhat funny.
This is hooey. Someone projecting their rather silly opinions on what should be obvious.
Q: Who is more likely to be a homosexual: An unmarried weight lifter who works a construction job; or a skinny nerd who is married, works in an office and has six children?
A: It should be obvious, but what this author did not know is that almost half of homosexual men are “butch”, work in blue collar jobs, drink beer and get dirty and smelly and don’t mind being dirty and smelly one bit. They also like sports like football and baseball and professional wrestling.
Q: More interested in the men than the women in pornographic films.
A: When watching (heterosexual-oriented) porn, she obviously didn’t note that it is oriented towards display of the men, and that the women are often generic. The exception is that homosexual men generally have no interest in watching lesbians have sex.
Well, if gays were so fastidious there never would have been an AIDs crisis. I remember the gay bars of the 70s - filthy pits that were petri dishes of disease.
Now, yes, you can go into some yuppie gay guy’s house who pouts if you sit on his Louis XIV settee but that doesn’t take into account his sweaty private life. This type of gay is hilariously if unintentionally exploited in the cooking show “The Barefoot Contessa.”
Yes, the article is supposed to be satire, but nails it on several points lol