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Giving Mankato cop a double 'wet Willy' lands man in jail
Mankato Press/Pioneer Press ^
| 10-21-14
| Dan Nienaber
Posted on 10/21/2014 8:06:36 PM PDT by TurboZamboni
MANKATO, Minn. -- Giving a stranger a wet Willy could get you an annoying look, a profanity riddled verbal response or even a punch in the nose.
When that stranger is a police officer on duty, it turns out it's a crime -- one that a Mankato officer thought was more than an extra gross misdemeanor. He responded to the wet pokes to his ears by hauling the perpetrator off to the pokey and requesting a felony charge.
Armed with two freshly licked fingers, a former Kiester man home on leave from the Air Force thought it would be funny to give the officer the Willies. Riley Louis Swearingen, 24, of Goldsboro, N.C., was getting on the "drunk bus" after the downtown bars closed early Saturday when he allegedly licked a finger on each hand and stuck them into the ears of a police sergeant.
The officer was not amused, and Swearingen was immediately arrested, said Cmdr. Jeremy Clifton of the Mankato Department of Public Safety. The sergeant was on the bus talking
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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: donutwatch; police; series; willy
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To: TurboZamboni
imagine having to explain that one to your first sgt
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posted on
10/21/2014 8:09:23 PM PDT
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: TurboZamboni
The response from a non-police officers might be those things, but it is still assault under the law and could land somebody in jail, cop of not.
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posted on
10/21/2014 8:10:34 PM PDT
by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
To: driftdiver
From Swearingen to sectioned out...
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posted on
10/21/2014 8:11:25 PM PDT
by
TurboZamboni
(Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
To: TurboZamboni
Sure hope he didn’t have ebola.
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posted on
10/21/2014 8:12:18 PM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: left that other site
Obola already said you can’t get ebola on a bus.
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posted on
10/21/2014 8:13:26 PM PDT
by
TurboZamboni
(Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
To: TurboZamboni
Since I am not 12 years old, if someone did that to me, I would have a very extreme reaction. It's like having someone stick their hands down your pants.
Someone's gonna have a broken wrist.
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posted on
10/21/2014 8:13:39 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
To: TurboZamboni
Except that a Wet Willie transmits Body Fluids.
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posted on
10/21/2014 8:16:28 PM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: TurboZamboni; left that other site
Obola already said you cant get ebola on a bus. No, what he said was you can't get a boa on a bus. And as usual he was wrong.
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posted on
10/21/2014 8:19:38 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
To: TurboZamboni
Riley Louis Swearingen, 24, of Goldsboro, N.C., was getting on the "drunk bus" after the downtown bars closed early Saturday when he allegedly licked a finger on each hand and stuck them into the ears of a police sergeant. It's late - or more accurately, early in the AM - you're drunk, 24, and you think it would be a good idea to stick your wet fingers in a cop's ears.
And you only get arrested. Son, it's your lucky day.
To: UCANSEE2
That bus is suffering from a Reptile Dysfunction.
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posted on
10/21/2014 8:21:25 PM PDT
by
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To: left that other site
looks like the reptile is functioning properly to me ;)
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posted on
10/21/2014 8:24:56 PM PDT
by
cableguymn
(We need a redneck in the white house....)
To: cableguymn
Yeah, but if it lasts more than four hours, consult a physician!
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posted on
10/21/2014 8:26:41 PM PDT
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posted on
10/21/2014 8:27:05 PM PDT
by
TurboZamboni
(Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
To: TurboZamboni
She’s in the news again, BTW.
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posted on
10/21/2014 8:28:02 PM PDT
by
left that other site
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To: left that other site
That bus is suffering from a Reptile Dysfunction.That's gotta be the post of the evening.
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posted on
10/21/2014 8:28:27 PM PDT
by
4Runner
To: 4Runner
Awwww...Thanks for your SUPPORT! LOL!
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posted on
10/21/2014 8:30:05 PM PDT
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left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: TurboZamboni
Aww geez. So how about giving him an Indian sunburn in return?
I swear, some cops are wound too tight. A felony? Really?
To: TurboZamboni
I’m just amazed that people think to touch other people without their invitation or permission. What a jackass!
To: VeniVidiVici
“Indian sunburn”!!! Thanks for that! I haven’t heard that in over forty years!
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posted on
10/21/2014 8:39:44 PM PDT
by
HandyDandy
(Don't make-up stuff. It just wastes everybody's time.)
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