" Old Freeper back from the Dead

Trip down memory lane: non-formatted

(Do you want a president who injects poison into his skull for vanity?) (Islam-Founded by Evil, and thriving on death. Just like the modern democrats.) (The Democrats Have Reached Rock Bottom and requested a JACK-HAMMER) (Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.) (Even if the voices aren’t real... they still have some pretty good ideas.) (Half Thai, Half American, 95% Conservative, 100% Insane) (Life without challenge dulls the soul.) (run from a knife, close on a gun) (”I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!” — Jacobim Mugatu, ‘Zoolander’) (”Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?” — Major Vic Deakins, USAF) (The left always “feels your pain” unless of course they caused it.) (I have a plan. I need a dead monkey, empty liquor bottles and a vacuum cleaner.) (I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa ...not screaming, like the passengers in his car) (”Tell your momma and your poppa, sometimes good guys don’t wear white.” The Standells) (tagged for migratory purposes only) (After all these years, it’s still rocket science.) (PEACE - Through Superior Firepower) (”Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.”-Hector Berlioz) (You may forget the one with whom you have laughed, but never the one with whom you have wept.) (I bought this Tag Line from this guy. He seemed nice, but the Tag Line simply does not work.) (G_d is at war with Amalek for all generations) (Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.) (A foot is a device for finding furniture in the dark.) (Through prayer, finite man draws upon the power of the infinite God.) (A man can be judged by the quality of his supporters...and of his enemies.) (”Today we did what we had to do. They counted on America to be passive. They counted wrong” ~RReagan) (America has become Soviet Union Lite) (John Edwards is among the 99% of lawyers who give the rest a bad name.) (Why aren’t the Clintons living out their remaining years on Alcatraz?) (Beware of diplomats bearing papers.) (The Donkey Party - Proud founders of the “Funeral Rally.”) (”Men stumble over the truth, but most pick themselves up as if nothing had happened.” Churchill) (Everything works great ‘til the current flows.) (Fighting for Freedom and Having Fun) (Ideas have consequences) (Kakkate Koi!) (We’re through being cool (you can say that again, Dad)) (Patrick Henry .......”Who fears the wrath of cowards?”) (Thunder was his engine and White Lightning was his load....) (Depleted uranium and democrats are a lot alike. They’ve both been sucked dry of anything useful) (If you seen yourself as other people do, you’d laugh too.) (Stalinists, Maoists, Ba’athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?) (In a society predicated upon liberty, it is essential to examine principles - -) (”Dead or alive, I got a .45, and I never miss” - AC/DC) (No better friend, no worse enemy.) ( Citizenship ought to be reserved for those who carry arms. - Aristotle.) (Say a prayer for New York both for it’s lefty statism and the probability the city will be hit again) (1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given) (Some people say you shouldn’t kick a man when he’s down. I say there’s no better time to do it.) (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading this in English, thank a soldier.) (Go with Courage, go with Honor, go in God’s good Grace. Come home when you’re done. We’ll be here.) (”When the passions become masters, they are vices.” Pascal, 1670) (Media bias means that Castro won’t be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa) (No, we can’t all just get along.) (I’m from the government and I’m here to help.) (Proud member, Neo-Conservative Power Vortex.™) (This isn’t rocket surgery, people.) (There’s a direct relationship between how tightly one holds a belief and how stupid that belief is.) ( Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.) (Using Occam’s Razor to shave the hairy beast of liberalism...) (Behold, I am The Anti-Crust (Anti-Hillary)) (Proactive measures are always preferable to strictly defensive tactics. The trick is seeing it.) (Illigitimi non carborundum) (A fool and his money are soon partying.) (If You’re Not A Part Of The Solution, There’s Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.) (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.) (I have a perfect solution for every problem except my own.) (Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas) (Conservative by nature ... Republican in Spirit ... Patriot by Heart ... and Anti Liberal BY GOD) (Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence) (”Without prayer, the hand of GOD stops, BUT, with prayer the hand of GOD moves !!!) (”Roosevelt was the first Dictator of the United States”...My Grandfather) (don’t mind me: the orbital mind control lasers are making me write this. . .) (Those who don’t believe in evolution should go jump off the flat edge of the Earth.) (”Today we did what we had to do. They counted on America to be passive. They counted wrong” ~RReagan) (There can be no triumph without loss, No victory without suffering, No Freedom without sacrifice) (ISLAM: The religion of peace, love, dismemberment and murder!) (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I will defend to your death my right to say it) (”We have no Permanent Allies, We have no Permanent Enemies, Only Permanent Interests”) (I aint wrong, I aint sorry , and I am probably going to do it again.) (The judiciary is supposed to be 1/3rd of the checks and balances; not a special interest trump card.) (No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style) (I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.) (REWARD! Tagline missing since 10/21. Pithy, clever. Last seen in Chat. Sentimental value.) (”There are worse things than crucifixion...There are teeth.”) (What is liberty without...virtue? It is...madness, without restraint.) (With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.) (Federal Judges can twist the Constitution into anything.. Or so they think.) (Keep doing what you always do and you’ll keep getting what you always get) (”Arguing with a liberal is like wrestling a pig in the mud; soon you realize they like it”) (”A republic, if you can keep it.”) (I’m so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!) (”No society rises above its idea of God” (unknown)) (The voices tell me to stay home and clean the guns.) (Using Occam’s Razor to shave the hairy armpits of liberal feminists....) (Living fast is fine as long as you steer well and have good brakes.) (Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.) (Just because I don’t think like you doesn’t mean I don’t think for myself) (Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.) (”Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.”) (I am the armchair activist. Flamesuit ready, Dr. Pepper flowing. Able to post in a single click.) (Help control the Leftist population - have them spayed or neutered ©) (The leftwing lies because the truth would kill them all off.) (Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a chance?) (Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.) (Diversity means having more than one weapon handy.) Those that contribute the least in society, cost the most. (gov’t has more money than it needs, but never as much as it wants) (”Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.”-Hector Berlioz) (”It’s good to know who hates you, and it’s good to be hated by the right people.” - Johnny Cash) (Liberals are as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.) (”I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers We are the president.” -Hilary) (Progressives- people who seek the right to child sacrifice (to the god of self- convenience).) (Let the meek inherit the Earth, the rest of us will explore the stars!) (anything done in moderation shows a lack of interest -Capt. Tom) (Where are we going? And what’s with this handbasket???) (And those that cried Appease! Appease! are hanged by those they tried to please!”) (”You cannot be a victim and a hero.” - Hon. Clarence Thomas) (What can you say about Liberals that hasn’t already been said about hemorrhoids?) (”You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.”) (Exile - Women want him, men want to be him, liberals fear him.) (Liberals can sugarcoat sh** all they want. I’m not biting.) (Big Arnie: “Crush the democrats, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of the scumbags.”) (liberals suck....but it depends on what your definition of the word “suck” is .) (Pacifism by its nature invites escalating acts of war on anyone who practices it.) (Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps...) “It is as hard to rouse America to anger as it is to survive the response.” “America has a very long fuse, but it is attached to a very big bomb.” (Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.) ( We are SITCOMs-single income, two kids, oppressive mortgage.) (Insert Democratic principles and ideals here: .............this space intentionally left blank.....) (”The bang is great, but the shockwave is where it’s at.”) (To the last, I will grapple with Democrats. For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at Liberals.) (I aint wrong, I aint sorry , and I am probably going to do it again.) (Brought to you by The American Democratic Party, also known as Al Qaeda, Western Division.) (Tag line produced using 100% post-consumer recycled ethernet packets,) (”Ignorance is the choice not to know” -Klaus Schulze) Margeret Thatcher: “Consensus is the negation of leadership”. The UN: good for telling you what everybody already knows or for denying what everybody knows to be true. (Where am I? Who are all these kids, and why are they calling me Mom?) (REWARD! Tagline missing since 10/21. Pithy, clever. Last seen in Chat. Sentimental value.) (Freedom Lite - it’s almost worth defending) (2004 - Who WILL the TERRORISTS vote for? - - Not George W. Bush, THAT’S for sure!) (Proud member - Neo-Conservative Power Vortex) ((were it not for the brave, there would be no land of the free -)) (we must crush our enemies and make them fear us and sap their will to fight....all 2 billion of them) (”Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.”) (Majority Rule, Minority Rights. Not the other way around.) Bigamy is one wife too many. So is monogamy.) ‘’Peace is the absence of resistance to Marxism/Socialism’’ - V.I Lenin (The first rule in a gunfight is to have a gun, more than one, if possible...) (liberals are the tapeworms in the intestine of America) (I dont believe in taglines, in fact, this tagline does not exist.) (.308 “reach out and thump someone “ & .50 cal Browning “reach out & CRUSH someone”) (I wouldn’t be judgmental, if people weren’t so STUPID!) (I’m a RINO. I’m far too conservative to be a real Republican.) (We’ll put a boot in your ass, it’s the American Way! Toby Keith) ((were it not for the brave, there would be no land of the free -)) (Money is the key to justice,just ask any lawyer.) (Teddy Kennedy wouldn’t know the American mainstream if he drove his car into it.) (Rome did not create a great empire with meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them) (LIBERAL’S are irational. which means they are certifiable) (This Post is Rated “Conservative”: May Be Too Intense for Liberal Viewers.) (Liberal lawyer hunting is like varmit hunting, only easier. Theres more of ‘em...) (fundamentalist, regarding the Constitution AND the Holy Bible, i.e. words mean things!) (Rush agrees with me 98.5% of the time) (I am not reptilian, I just have a low basal metabloism.) (God is not on the side with the biggest battalions. God is on the side with the best shots.) (Hey, who spilled coffee on my Tagline?) (All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.) (Socialists are like cockroaches. No matter how many die, 300 more are born under every cowpile.) (Socialism is Slavery) (Why not go out on a limb, isn’t that where the fruit is?) (The Democrat Party— Proudly Pimpin’ off Po’ Folk since 1964) (Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.) (Dick Gephardt, Before He Can Do It To You!) (No! Don’t throw me in the briar patch!!!!!) (Beware of diplomats bearing papers.) (”One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.”) (AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - don’t liberals just kill ya?) (It’s the “Statue of Liberty,” not the “Statue of Security.”) (Wave your flag, dont waive your rights!) (NOBODY will look out for you like YOU can look out for you) (I always shoot for the moon......sometimes I hit London.- Von Braun) (Gun ownership includes being responsible for your firearm, and for teaching your family about it.) (Soccer-Moms are the biggest threat to your freedoms and the republic !) (Room for 19 Muslim mass murderers, but no room for an innocent little Cuban boy.) (Fighting the Left, Doing it Right) (Goodness DOES win.) (Hence, etc.) (They will all die......most of them.) (Liberalism is for Girls!) (I’m *NOT* always *CRANKY.*) (This Post is Rated “Conservative”: May Be Too Intense for Liberal Viewers.) (Libs want to take my money, my guns, and my land....then sodimize me.) (The Right person, in the Right place, at the Right time...to do His work.) (Do Muslim androids dream of electric goats?) ( So it is. Amen.) (Democrats: Party’s interests above people’s interests. Sound familiar?) (fighting them OVER THERE is better than fighting them OVER HERE) (”Palaeoconservatives” are national relativists.) (I’m so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!) (”Freedom & Truth are Bread & Butter: You Can’t Have One Without the Other”) (Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of All Who Threaten It) **************************************************************************** (Annoy a lib -> Work hard, earn money, and be happy!) (Lost: Sense of humor. Reward. Sentimental value.) (”Earth First! Then we make MARS our B!tch!”) (”Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana” - Groucho Marx) Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It) (There is nothing Democratic about the Democrat party.) (SSDD - Same S#it Different Democrat) (Would human clones work better than computers? Both would be man-made.) (It is when a people forget God that tyrants forge their chains - P. Henry) (Sanitized for YOUR protection....) (If it ain’t broke,fix it ‘til it is.) (Who Would the Terrorists Vote For? Support Bush/Cheney 2004) (Facts are Stubborn Things) (With all of that sweeping under the rug, it’s a wonder how DEMs can walk on their lumpy carpets.) (Rats and Presstitutes lie—they have to in order to survive.....) (Appeasement of Evil Empowers Oppression) (Liberals are the crab grass in the lawn of life.) (I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier.) (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed.) (All forms of socialism deny individuals the right to the fruits of their labor) (Ain’t Skeered...) (Ride Hard and far! ..... and with GPS, Know where you are!) (Fahrenheit 451...Today’s Temperature is hotter than you think...) (Distributor of Pain, Your Loss Becomes My Gain) (I’m too old to worry about whether or not I’m a pain in your ass...) (E=mc2 (before taxes)) (”To die with your sword still in its sheath is most regrettable” — Miyomoto Musashi) (With Rights, comes Responsibilities. Don’t assume one, without assuming the other.) (I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don’t always agree with them.) (The everyday blessings of God are great—they just don’t make “good copy.”) (If you eat a live toad first thing in the morning, nothing worse will happen all day.) (We are watching you liberal scum, soon we will take your welfare check, then we will take your home) Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? (If Europeans have forgotten the price of appeasement, Americans are well qualified to remind them.) (Protective headwear courtesy of Reynolds Aluminum Products Anti-implant Division) (Resolve to perform what you ought, perform without fail what you resolve.) (”If you don’t behave as you believe, you will end by believing as you behave.” Ar-Bshp Fulton Sheen) (When the countdown hits zero, something’s gonna happen..) (The deadliest Weapon of Mass Destruction in History is a Leftist With a Word Processor) (To prevent misinterpretation or abuse of the Constitution:The Bill of Rights limits government power) (ERROR CODE 018974523: Random Tagline Compiler Failure) (all liberty flows from the barrel of a bigger gun) (The Koran...when you’re out of toilet paper, Allah is there for you.) (Dirt is for racing... asphalt is for getting there.) (”We happy because when we switch on the TV you never see Saddam Hussein. That’s a big happy.”) (”It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is fatal.”) (†With God all things are possible.†) (Is Reality Optional?) (National health care gives the government the means to kill you when you become too expensive) (Wormtongue accused Eomer of “malcontent” when he had something to hide. Liberals do the same.) ((Ninety-nine and forty-four one-hundredths percent Pure Reactionary)) (The past is like a different country, they do things different there.) (God save our democratic-republican government, from a government by judiciary.) (Soccer-Moms are the biggest threat to your freedoms and the republic !) (Controlled application of force is the sincerest form of communication.) (We keep you alive to serve this ship. Row well, and live.) (”Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!”) (The only thing that will defeat us is defeatism itself) (”Well....there you go again...”) (Just an old Keybored Cowboy, riding the TrackBall into the Sunset...) (”The Clintons have damaged our country. They have done it together, in unison.” — Peggy Noonan) (democrats are herd animals) (Someday we’ll plow into a parked car and look back on this moment.) (A tagline is a terrible thing to waste.) (Never get excited about ANYTHING by the way it looks from behind.) (I’m not a big fan of electronic stuff, you know? Beeps ... beeps freak me out. They’re bad.) (There are people in power who are truly stupid.) (Drug prohibition laws help fund terrorism.) (9 out of 10 TERRORISTS PREFER DEMOCRATS, the rest prefer Saddam Hussein) (Do you trust a government that does not trust you with guns?) (Taglineus Interruptus) (If everything you experienced, believed, lived was a lie, would you want to know the truth?) (Stability cannot be purchased at the expense of liberty. -GWB) (Hello, I’m a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.) (Contents may have settled during shipping, but this tagline contains the stated product weight.) (”When the passions become masters, they are vices.” Pascal, 1670) (Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.) (Conservative: One who doesn’t believe that turning the U.S. into a third-world nation is ‘progress’.) (”Beware the fury of a patient man” — John Dryden) (Watch out, because what goes around, comes around. God DOES not like UGLY!) (Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder) (”The evil is in plain sight”) (Saudi’s AQ Oil War, now brought to you by Iran! Also makers of fine petroleum products.) (Media bias means that Castro won’t be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa) (No, we can’t all just get along.) (We allow abortion, homosexuality and we are foolish to think God will continue to bless this nation.) (What you see at fight club is a generation of men raised by women. ~Chuck Palahniuk) (Just because you’re paranoid,doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you. :) (Tag Lines are brought to you without commercial interruption.) (If you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us) (Don’t ask if it’s risky... Ask if the reward is worth the risk) (liberals are the tapeworms in the intestine of America) (Under the personal care of the Great Physician...full coverage.) (Ask for her by name—Accept no substitutes!) (We have the government we allow and deserve.) (Is it possible to forget what’s happening as it’s happening?) (Through prayer, finite man draws upon the power of the infinite God.) (”Your superior intellects are no match for our puny weapons!”) (The lesser of two evils, is evil still...Alan Keyes) (I`m still waiting for the mass protests against Al Qaida and Saddam) (”There are but two parties now, Traitors and Patriots”) (What part of “shall not be infringed” do they fail to comprehend?) (If they are Democrats they are expendable) (Humor is a universal language.) (Navigating the treacherous waters of a liberal culture) (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. — Aldous Huxley) (”If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace;” –Thomas Paine) (”I’ve won at every level except college and the pros.”) (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.) (Ban Aural Sects! Stop listening to Scientology books on tape!) (”Fatal error - foam flaw in tap stack - drinking has been halted.”) (Putting goverment in charge of morality is like putting pedophiles in charge of children) (Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary. You have the right to be wrong.) (When the countdown hits zero, something’s gonna happen..) (What is keeping that damned asteroid?) (To win the War on Terror, raise at once the black flag!) (When the SHTF, I’ll go down with a cross in one hand, and a Glock in the other.) (never take a gun to a gunfight that doesn’t start with at least .40 cal) (If it’s not a baby, then you’re not pregnant.) (He wore his gun outside his pants for all the honest world to feel.) (The few, the proud, the conservatives.) (Right makes might.) (California! See how low WE can go!) (I’m just here for moral support. Pay no attention to the gun.) (We’ll put a boot in your ass, it’s the American Way! Toby Keith) (I’m from the government and I’m here to help.) (We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.) (Freedom is the one thing that you cannot have unless you grant it to everyone else.) (Islam seems to be a case of the psychotic leading the ignorant) (”There is Tranquility in Ignorance, but Servitude is its Partner.”) (I like my women as I like my coffee: Cold and bitter.) (Resolve to perform what you ought, perform without fail what you resolve.) (CHAIRBORNE Death From Behind) (Go with Courage, go with Honor, go in God’s Grace. Come home when the job’s done. We’ll be here.) (Due to lack of interest, this tagline has been cancelled.) (If they are Democrats they are expendable) (”Oh, I can take it but I’d much rather dish it out.”) (Libs want to take my money, my guns, and my land....then sodimize me.) (Old soldiers never die. They just go to the commissary parking lot and regroup.) (”Public virtue cannot exist in a nation without private virtue” - John Adams) (It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.) (Liberal Homosexuals kill more people than Global Warming, SUVs’, Firearms & Terrorism combined.) (He who has the guns makes the rules.) (I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.) (Wave your flag, don’t waive your rights!) (Big holes are (almost) always better.) (When the SHTF, I’ll go down with a cross in one hand, and a Glock in the other.) (To the left, the only treason that exists is when someone salutes an American flag.) (The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice-versa.) (Those who do not accept peaceful change make a violent bloody revolution inevitable.) (If you build it, city council will change zoning on you.) (God save our democratic-republican government, from a government by judiciary.) (Repeal the welfare state and the 14th, 16th, and 17th Amendments.) This is an example of ‘’risk homeostasis.’’ (I’m Polish. I’m left-handed. I’m a drummer. I demand reparations.) (When someone burns a cross on your lawn the best firehose is an AK-47.) (is it vietnam yet ?) (karma vigilantet) (If Europeans cannot remember the price of appeasement, Americans are well qualified to remind them.) (The Democratic Party has become the leading enemy of the American Republic.....headsonpikes) (Personally, I think they should bring back flogging and burning at the stake.) (If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.) (The light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash.) (And then, there are those who need a smack) (Pacifism by its nature invites escalating acts of war on anyone who practices it.) (I don’t approve of political jokes.... too many of them get elected.) (Why does this tag line keep showing up?) (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o) (If you don’t like our laws, live in accordance with our laws, and believe in our way of life: leave) (be ever vigilant - they don’t quit, and neither should you.) (Watch and pray till you see Him coming, no one knows the hour or the day) (”Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge...” C. Darwin,1871) (I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.) (If it wasn’t for NASCAR my TV would have gone out the window years ago!) Don’t forget we can contemplate eternity, infinity and love. I don’t know exactly what that means, but don’t forget it. (”The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” - Albert Einstein) (I’d rather have dead rats in my walls, than Hillary for President.,) (Defending Our Bill of Rights, Our Constitution, Our Country and Our Freedom!!!!) (”When they come for your guns, give ‘em your ammo first.”) (”They’re not Americans; they’re Democrats.” -NetValue) (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.) (I hope the Democrats keep listening to the Clintons. So far, it’s been great for us.) (It’s about preserving OUR Borders, OUR Language and OUR American Culture) (Ignorance can be corrected with knowledge. Stupid is permanent.) (9 out of 10 criminals oppose concealed carry laws) (Modern “progressive” liberalism is just NAZIism without the “twisted cross”) (It’s not like he let his secretary drown in his car or something.) (Great Society®;Compassionate Conservatism®,;HillaryCare®:: Equality in Misery, Fellow Travelers .) (Liberalism is a faux compassion that condescends at best and subjugates at worse) (”It’s good to know who hates you, and it’s good to be hated by the right people.” - Johnny Cash, RIP) (I can’t see the content of your character if you keep painting a color over it.) (Police officials view armed citizens like teachers union bosses view homeschoolers.) (Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself...) Anally Injected Death Sentence. Move along, please. (Do it today. Tomorrow it will be illegal.) (Orwell was only a couple dozen years ahead of his time.) (Nazis were National Socialists not conservative capitalists...) (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don’t.) (”It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed. “ -USAF Manual) (If you build it, city council will change zoning on you.) (Vince’s last words?- “Oh, no. I’m not taking the rap on this Whitewater caper alone!”) (Liberalism is merely another form of mental retardation.) (Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.) (”But iron, cold iron, shall be master of them all...” Kipling) (A liberal’s compassion is limited only by the size of someone else’s wallet.) (PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!) (Hell hath no fury like vested interest masquerading as a moral principle!!) (One man with courage makes a majority..... Andrew Jackson) (”The secret of Happiness is Freedom, and the secret of Freedom, Courage.” - Thucydides) (There are 2 kids of people in this world: people with loaded guns and people who dig.) (A wise man’s heart inclines him toward the right, but a fool’s heart toward the left. —Ecc 10:2 RSV) (It’s the “Statue of Liberty,” not the “Statue of Security.”) (Hunter, trapper, fisherman, married, conservative, pro life, pro gun, etc. Any questions?) (”…the end is near…this time, Americans are serious; Bush is not like Clinton.” Uday Hussein 4/9/03) (One person CAN change the world, but most of the time, you probably shouldn’t) (The costs of fighting the War on Terror are significant -the costs of not fighting are unimaginable.) (This is the 1st US election in which a global party (socialists) are trying to win a US election) (President Jacques Chirac: “As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure.”) (An educated fool, in the end, is still a fool.) (Mr Bush, build *us* a wall...) (Fascists, Totalitarians, Baathists, Communists, Socialists, Democrats - what’s the difference?) (”The United States has a system of taxation by confession.” - Hugo Black,Supreme Court Justice) (President Bush sends his regards.) (”if you wanna run cool, you got to run, on heavy heavy fuel” - Dire Straits) (There is nothing more serious than pleasure.) God gave us whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world. Then he sent the potato famine so that America would. (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.) (AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - don’t liberals just kill ya?) (Can you say “Pucker factor, 10, Mr. Sulu??”) (Speaking of Kerry, do we really want a president who injects poison into his skull?) ********************** (”We are in the process of allowing them to self-actualise” LtC. Rainey, Fallujah, 11/04) (”Communists are just Democrats in a hurry.”) (American Hedonist ©®) (Democrat credo: If we win, we win: if we lose it is theft!) (First, the journalists, THEN the lawyers.) (Gay means happy and carefree...not an abomination against nature’s check valve.) (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.) (”It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into”—Jonathan Swift) (Disastrous social experimentation is the opiate of elitist snobs.) (Free Republic is 21st Century Samizdat)

(Europeans killed 6 million Jews. In return they got 40 million muslims. Karma’s a bitch.) (In God I trust. Everybody else shows me their hands.) (Two months and still no bill from Cong. Pence. Some plan, eh?) (Jesus loves you. mohamet wants you dead.) (When decadance walks the halls of power, depravity rules the side streets.) (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.®) (If it’s worth shooting, it’s worth shooting twice.) (Ammo is cheap. I’m not.) (Why not pardon Sirhan Sirhan? The bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is still free.) (Report every single illegal alien you meet. 1-866-DHS-2ICE.) (Hiring illegal aliens is a crime. Report it: 1-866-DHS-2ICE) (islam is not a religion. It’s a death cult. Let’s give ‘em what they want.) (Beer should be stored in a cool, dark place.) (Be able to find your clothes and your weapons in the dark.)

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i was collecting taglines awhile ago...
1 posted on 8/28/2008 9:45:38 PM by Chode

To: Mr_Moonlight
K ... there is a wall of text which will never be read by any FReeper .... /shrug
Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.
Citizenship ought to be reserved for those who carry arms. - Aristotle.
So it is. Amen.
We are SITCOMs-single income, two kids, oppressive mortgage.
“A republic, if you can keep it.”
“Arguing with a liberal is like wrestling a pig in the mud; soon you realize they like it”
“Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.”
“Beware the fury of a patient man” — John Dryden
“But iron, cold iron, shall be master of them all...” Kipling
“Communists are just Democrats in a hurry.”
“Dead or alive, I got a .45, and I never miss” - AC/DC
“Earth First! Then we make MARS our B!tch!”
“Fatal error - foam flaw in tap stack - drinking has been halted.”
“Freedom & Truth are Bread & Butter: You Can’t Have One Without the Other”
“Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.”
“I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!” — Jacobim Mugatu, ‘Zoolander’
“I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers We are the president.” -Hilary
“I’ve won at every level except college and the pros.”
“If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace;” ?Thomas Paine
“If you don’t behave as you believe, you will end by believing as you behave.” Ar-Bshp Fulton Sheen
“Ignorance is the choice not to know” -Klaus Schulze
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge...” C. Darwin,1871
“It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is fatal.”
“It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed. “ -USAF Manual
“It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into”—Jonathan Swift
“It’s good to know who hates you, and it’s good to be hated by the right people.” - Johnny Cash
“It’s good to know who hates you, and it’s good to be hated by the right people.” - Johnny Cash, RIP
“Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!”
“Men stumble over the truth, but most pick themselves up as if nothing had happened.” Churchill
“No society rises above its idea of God” (unknown
“Oh, I can take it but I’d much rather dish it out.”
“One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.”
“Palaeoconservatives” are national relativists.
“Public virtue cannot exist in a nation without private virtue” - John Adams
“Roosevelt was the first Dictator of the United States”...My Grandfather
“Tell your momma and your poppa, sometimes good guys don’t wear white.” The Standells
“The Clintons have damaged our country. They have done it together, in unison.” — Peggy Noonan
“The United States has a system of taxation by confession.” - Hugo Black,Supreme Court Justice
“The bang is great, but the shockwave is where it?s at.”
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” - Albert Einstein
“The evil is in plain sight”
“The secret of Happiness is Freedom, and the secret of Freedom, Courage.” - Thucydides
“There are but two parties now, Traitors and Patriots”
“There are worse things than crucifixion...There are teeth.”
“There is Tranquility in Ignorance, but Servitude is its Partner.”
“They’re not Americans; they’re Democrats.” -NetValue
“Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana” - Groucho Marx
“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.”-Hector Berlioz
“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.”-Hector Berlioz
“To die with your sword still in its sheath is most regrettable” — Miyomoto Musashi
“Today we did what we had to do. They counted on America to be passive. They counted wrong” ~RReagan
“Today we did what we had to do. They counted on America to be passive. They counted wrong” ~RReagan
“We are in the process of allowing them to self-actualise” LtC. Rainey, Fallujah, 11/04
“We happy because when we switch on the TV you never see Saddam Hussein. That’s a big happy.”
“We have no Permanent Allies, We have no Permanent Enemies, Only Permanent Interests”
“Well....there you go again...”
“When the passions become masters, they are vices.” Pascal, 1670
“When the passions become masters, they are vices.” Pascal, 1670
“When they come for your guns, give ‘em your ammo first.”
“Without prayer, the hand of GOD stops, BUT, with prayer the hand of GOD moves !!!
“Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?” — Major Vic Deakins, USAF
“You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.”
“You cannot be a victim and a hero.” - Hon. Clarence Thomas
“Your superior intellects are no match for our puny weapons!”
“if you wanna run cool, you got to run, on heavy heavy fuel” - Dire Straits
“?the end is near?this time, Americans are serious; Bush is not like Clinton.” Uday Hussein 4/9/03
(Ninety-nine and forty-four one-hundredths percent Pure Reactionary
(were it not for the brave, there would be no land of the free -
(were it not for the brave, there would be no land of the free -
.308 “reach out and thump someone “ & .50 cal Browning “reach out & CRUSH someone”
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given
2004 - Who WILL the TERRORISTS vote for? - - Not George W. Bush, THAT’S for sure!
9 out of 10 TERRORISTS PREFER DEMOCRATS, the rest prefer Saddam Hussein
9 out of 10 criminals oppose concealed carry laws
A fool and his money are soon partying.
A foot is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
A liberal’s compassion is limited only by the size of someone else’s wallet.
A man can be judged by the quality of his supporters...and of his enemies.
A tagline is a terrible thing to waste.
A wise man’s heart inclines him toward the right, but a fool’s heart toward the left. —Ecc 10:2 RSV
AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - don’t liberals just kill ya?
AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - don’t liberals just kill ya?
After all these years, it’s still rocket science.
Ain’t Skeered...
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
All forms of socialism deny individuals the right to the fruits of their labor
America has become Soviet Union Lite
American Hedonist ??
Ammo is cheap. I’m not.
An educated fool, in the end, is still a fool.
And then, there are those who need a smack
And those that cried Appease! Appease! are hanged by those they tried to please!”
Annoy a lib -> Work hard, earn money, and be happy!
Appeasement of Evil Empowers Oppression
Ask for her by name—Accept no substitutes!
Ban Aural Sects! Stop listening to Scientology books on tape!
Be able to find your clothes and your weapons in the dark.
Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.?
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder
Beer should be stored in a cool, dark place.
Behold, I am The Anti-Crust (Anti-Hillary
Beware of diplomats bearing papers.
Beware of diplomats bearing papers.
Big Arnie: “Crush the democrats, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of the scumbags.”
Big holes are (almost
Brought to you by The American Democratic Party, also known as Al Qaeda, Western Division.
CHAIRBORNE Death From Behind
California! See how low WE can go!
Can you say “Pucker factor, 10, Mr. Sulu??”
Conservative by nature ... Republican in Spirit ... Patriot by Heart ... and Anti Liberal BY GOD
Conservative: One who doesn’t believe that turning the U.S. into a third-world nation is ‘progress’.
Contents may have settled during shipping, but this tagline contains the stated product weight.
Controlled application of force is the sincerest form of communication.
Defending Our Bill of Rights, Our Constitution, Our Country and Our Freedom!!!!
Democrat credo: If we win, we win: if we lose it is theft!
Democrats: Party’s interests above people’s interests. Sound familiar?
Depleted uranium and democrats are a lot alike. They’ve both been sucked dry of anything useful
Dick Gephardt, Before He Can Do It To You!
Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas
Dirt is for racing... asphalt is for getting there.
Disastrous social experimentation is the opiate of elitist snobs.
Distributor of Pain, Your Loss Becomes My Gain
Diversity means having more than one weapon handy.
Do Muslim androids dream of electric goats?
Do it today. Tomorrow it will be illegal.
Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.
Do you trust a government that does not trust you with guns?
Do you want a president who injects poison into his skull for vanity?
Don’t ask if it’s risky... Ask if the reward is worth the risk
Drug prohibition laws help fund terrorism.
Due to lack of interest, this tagline has been cancelled.
E=mc2 (before taxes
ERROR CODE 018974523: Random Tagline Compiler Failure
Europeans killed 6 million Jews. In return they got 40 million muslims. Karma’s a bitch.
Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn?t be, in its eyes, a slave.
Even if the voices aren’t real... they still have some pretty good ideas.
Everything works great ‘til the current flows.
Exile - Women want him, men want to be him, liberals fear him.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
Facts are Stubborn Things
Fahrenheit 451...Today’s Temperature is hotter than you think...
Fascists, Totalitarians, Baathists, Communists, Socialists, Democrats - what’s the difference?
Federal Judges can twist the Constitution into anything.. Or so they think.
Fighting for Freedom and Having Fun
Fighting the Left, Doing it Right
First, the journalists, THEN the lawyers.
Free Republic is 21st Century Samizdat
Freedom Lite - it’s almost worth defending
Freedom is the one thing that you cannot have unless you grant it to everyone else.
G_d is at war with Amalek for all generations
Gay means happy and carefree...not an abomination against nature’s check valve.
Go with Courage, go with Honor, go in God’s Grace. Come home when the job’s done. We’ll be here.
Go with Courage, go with Honor, go in God’s good Grace. Come home when you’re done. We’ll be here.
God is not on the side with the biggest battalions. God is on the side with the best shots.
God save our democratic-republican government, from a government by judiciary.
God save our democratic-republican government, from a government by judiciary.
Goodness DOES win.
Great Society?;Compassionate Conservatism?,;HillaryCare?:: Equality in Misery, Fellow Travelers .
Gun ownership includes being responsible for your firearm, and for teaching your family about it.
Half Thai, Half American, 95% Conservative, 100% Insane
Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a chance?
He who has the guns makes the rules.
He wore his gun outside his pants for all the honest world to feel.
Hell hath no fury like vested interest masquerading as a moral principle!!
Hello, I’m a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.
Help control the Leftist population - have them spayed or neutered ?
Hence, etc.
Hey, who spilled coffee on my Tagline?
Hiring illegal aliens is a crime. Report it: 1-866-DHS-2ICE
Humor is a universal language.
Hunter, trapper, fisherman, married, conservative, pro life, pro gun, etc. Any questions?
I aint wrong, I aint sorry , and I am probably going to do it again.
I aint wrong, I aint sorry , and I am probably going to do it again.
I always shoot for the moon......sometimes I hit London.- Von Braun
I am not reptilian, I just have a low basal metabloism.
I am the armchair activist. Flamesuit ready, Dr. Pepper flowing. Able to post in a single click.
I bought this Tag Line from this guy. He seemed nice, but the Tag Line simply does not work.
I can’t see the content of your character if you keep painting a color over it.
I don’t approve of political jokes.... too many of them get elected.
I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier.
I dont believe in taglines, in fact, this tagline does not exist.
I have a perfect solution for every problem except my own.
I have a plan. I need a dead monkey, empty liquor bottles and a vacuum cleaner.
I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don’t always agree with them.
I hope the Democrats keep listening to the Clintons. So far, it’s been great for us.
I like my women as I like my coffee: Cold and bitter.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa ...not screaming, like the passengers in his car
I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.
I wouldn’t be judgmental, if people weren’t so STUPID!
I’d rather have dead rats in my walls, than Hillary for President.,
I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
I’m *NOT* always *CRANKY.*
I’m Polish. I’m left-handed. I’m a drummer. I demand reparations.
I’m a RINO. I’m far too conservative to be a real Republican.
I’m from the government and I’m here to help.
I’m from the government and I’m here to help.
I’m just here for moral support. Pay no attention to the gun.
I’m not a big fan of electronic stuff, you know? Beeps ... beeps freak me out. They’re bad.
I’m so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!
I’m so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!
I’m too old to worry about whether or not I’m a pain in your ass...
ISLAM: The religion of peace, love, dismemberment and murder!
I`m still waiting for the mass protests against Al Qaida and Saddam
Ideas have consequences
If Europeans cannot remember the price of appeasement, Americans are well qualified to remind them.
If Europeans have forgotten the price of appeasement, Americans are well qualified to remind them.
If You’re Not A Part Of The Solution, There’s Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.
If everything you experienced, believed, lived was a lie, would you want to know the truth?
If it ain’t broke,fix it ‘til it is.
If it wasn’t for NASCAR my TV would have gone out the window years ago!
If it’s not a baby, then you’re not pregnant.
If it’s worth shooting, it’s worth shooting twice.
If they are Democrats they are expendable
If they are Democrats they are expendable
If you build it, city council will change zoning on you.
If you build it, city council will change zoning on you.
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading this in English, thank a soldier.
If you don’t like our laws, live in accordance with our laws, and believe in our way of life: leave
If you eat a live toad first thing in the morning, nothing worse will happen all day.
If you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us
If you seen yourself as other people do, you’d laugh too.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Ignorance can be corrected with knowledge. Stupid is permanent.
Illigitimi non carborundum
In God I trust. Everybody else shows me their hands.
In a society predicated upon liberty, it is essential to examine principles - -
Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.
Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.
Insert Democratic principles and ideals here: .............this space intentionally left blank.....
Is Reality Optional?
Is it possible to forget what’s happening as it’s happening?
Islam seems to be a case of the psychotic leading the ignorant
Islam-Founded by Evil, and thriving on death. Just like the modern democrats.
It is when a people forget God that tyrants forge their chains - P. Henry
It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
It’s about preserving OUR Borders, OUR Language and OUR American Culture
It’s not like he let his secretary drown in his car or something.
It’s the “Statue of Liberty,” not the “Statue of Security.”
It’s the “Statue of Liberty,” not the “Statue of Security.”
Jesus loves you. mohamet wants you dead.
John Edwards is among the 99% of lawyers who give the rest a bad name.
Just an old Keybored Cowboy, riding the TrackBall into the Sunset...
Just because I don’t think like you doesn’t mean I don’t think for myself
Just because you’re paranoid,doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you. :
Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary. You have the right to be wrong.
Kakkate Koi!
Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o
Keep doing what you always do and you’ll keep getting what you always get
LIBERAL’S are irational. which means they are certifiable
Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself...
Let the meek inherit the Earth, the rest of us will explore the stars!
Liberal Homosexuals kill more people than Global Warming, SUVs?, Firearms & Terrorism combined.
Liberal lawyer hunting is like varmit hunting, only easier. Theres more of ‘em...
Liberalism is a faux compassion that condescends at best and subjugates at worse
Liberalism is for Girls!
Liberalism is merely another form of mental retardation.
Liberals are as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
Liberals are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
Liberals can sugarcoat sh** all they want. I’m not biting.
Libs want to take my money, my guns, and my land....then sodimize me.
Libs want to take my money, my guns, and my land....then sodimize me.
Life without challenge dulls the soul.
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of All Who Threaten It
Living fast is fine as long as you steer well and have good brakes.
Lost: Sense of humor. Reward. Sentimental value.
Majority Rule, Minority Rights. Not the other way around.
Media bias means that Castro won’t be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa
Media bias means that Castro won’t be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa
Modern “progressive” liberalism is just NAZIism without the “twisted cross”
Money is the key to justice,just ask any lawyer.
Mr Bush, build *us* a wall...
NOBODY will look out for you like YOU can look out for you
National health care gives the government the means to kill you when you become too expensive
Navigating the treacherous waters of a liberal culture
Nazis were National Socialists not conservative capitalists...
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence
Never get excited about ANYTHING by the way it looks from behind.
No better friend, no worse enemy.
No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style
No! Don’t throw me in the briar patch!!!!!
No, we can’t all just get along.
No, we can’t all just get along.
Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
Old soldiers never die. They just go to the commissary parking lot and regroup.
One man with courage makes a majority..... Andrew Jackson
One person CAN change the world, but most of the time, you probably shouldn’t
Orwell was only a couple dozen years ahead of his time.
PEACE - Through Superior Firepower
PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!
Pacifism by its nature invites escalating acts of war on anyone who practices it.
Pacifism by its nature invites escalating acts of war on anyone who practices it.
Patrick Henry .......”Who fears the wrath of cowards?”
Personally, I think they should bring back flogging and burning at the stake.
Police officials view armed citizens like teachers union bosses view homeschoolers.
President Bush sends his regards.
President Jacques Chirac: “As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure.”
Proactive measures are always preferable to strictly defensive tactics. The trick is seeing it.
Progressives- people who seek the right to child sacrifice (to the god of self- convenience
Protective headwear courtesy of Reynolds Aluminum Products Anti-implant Division
Proud member - Neo-Conservative Power Vortex
Proud member, Neo-Conservative Power Vortex.?
Putting goverment in charge of morality is like putting pedophiles in charge of children
REWARD! Tagline missing since 10/21. Pithy, clever. Last seen in Chat. Sentimental value.
REWARD! Tagline missing since 10/21. Pithy, clever. Last seen in Chat. Sentimental value.
Rats and Presstitutes lie—they have to in order to survive.....
Repeal the welfare state and the 14th, 16th, and 17th Amendments.
Report every single illegal alien you meet. 1-866-DHS-2ICE.
Resolve to perform what you ought, perform without fail what you resolve.
Resolve to perform what you ought, perform without fail what you resolve.
Ride Hard and far! ..... and with GPS, Know where you are!
Right makes might.
Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
Rome did not create a great empire with meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them
Room for 19 Muslim mass murderers, but no room for an innocent little Cuban boy.
Rush agrees with me 98.5% of the time
SSDD - Same S#it Different Democrat
Sanitized for YOUR protection....
Saudi’s AQ Oil War, now brought to you by Iran! Also makers of fine petroleum products.
Say a prayer for New York both for it’s lefty statism and the probability the city will be hit again
Soccer-Moms are the biggest threat to your freedoms and the republic !
Soccer-Moms are the biggest threat to your freedoms and the republic !
Socialism is Slavery
Socialists are like cockroaches. No matter how many die, 300 more are born under every cowpile.
Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps...
Some people say you shouldn’t kick a man when he’s down. I say there’s no better time to do it.
Someday we’ll plow into a parked car and look back on this moment.
Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.
Speaking of Kerry, do we really want a president who injects poison into his skull?
Stability cannot be purchased at the expense of liberty. -GWB
Stalinists, Maoists, Ba’athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?
Tag Lines are brought to you without commercial interruption.
Tag line produced using 100% post-consumer recycled ethernet packets,
Taglineus Interruptus
Teddy Kennedy wouldn’t know the American mainstream if he drove his car into it.
The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed.
The Democrat Party— Proudly Pimpin’ off Po’ Folk since 1964
The Democratic Party has become the leading enemy of the American Republic.....headsonpikes
The Democrats Have Reached Rock Bottom and requested a JACK-HAMMER
The Donkey Party - Proud founders of the “Funeral Rally.”
The Koran...when you’re out of toilet paper, Allah is there for you.
The Right person, in the Right place, at the Right time...to do His work.
The United States Constitution ? 1791. All Rights Reserved.
The United States Constitution ? 1791. All Rights Reserved.
The costs of fighting the War on Terror are significant -the costs of not fighting are unimaginable.
The deadliest Weapon of Mass Destruction in History is a Leftist With a Word Processor
The everyday blessings of God are great—they just don’t make “good copy.”
The few, the proud, the conservatives.
The first rule in a gunfight is to have a gun, more than one, if possible...
The judiciary is supposed to be 1/3rd of the checks and balances; not a special interest trump card.
The left always “feels your pain” unless of course they caused it.
The leftwing lies because the truth would kill them all off.
The lesser of two evils, is evil still...Alan Keyes
The light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash.
The only thing that will defeat us is defeatism itself
The past is like a different country, they do things different there.
The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.
The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice-versa.
The voices tell me to stay home and clean the guns.
There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don’t.
There are 2 kids of people in this world: people with loaded guns and people who dig.
There are people in power who are truly stupid.
There can be no triumph without loss, No victory without suffering, No Freedom without sacrifice
There is nothing Democratic about the Democrat party.
There is nothing more serious than pleasure.
There’s a direct relationship between how tightly one holds a belief and how stupid that belief is.
They will all die......most of them.
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
This Post is Rated “Conservative”: May Be Too Intense for Liberal Viewers.
This Post is Rated “Conservative”: May Be Too Intense for Liberal Viewers.
This is the 1st US election in which a global party (socialists
This isn’t rocket surgery, people.
Those who do not accept peaceful change make a violent bloody revolution inevitable.
Those who don’t believe in evolution should go jump off the flat edge of the Earth.
Through prayer, finite man draws upon the power of the infinite God.
Through prayer, finite man draws upon the power of the infinite God.
Thunder was his engine and White Lightning was his load....
To prevent misinterpretation or abuse of the Constitution:The Bill of Rights limits government power
To the last, I will grapple with Democrats. For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at Liberals.
To the left, the only treason that exists is when someone salutes an American flag.
To win the War on Terror, raise at once the black flag!
Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.
Two months and still no bill from Cong. Pence. Some plan, eh?
Under the personal care of the Great Physician...full coverage.
Using Occam’s Razor to shave the hairy armpits of liberal feminists....
Using Occam’s Razor to shave the hairy beast of liberalism...
Vince’s last words?- “Oh, no. I’m not taking the rap on this Whitewater caper alone!”
Watch and pray till you see Him coming, no one knows the hour or the day
Watch out, because what goes around, comes around. God DOES not like UGLY!
Wave your flag, don’t waive your rights!
Wave your flag, dont waive your rights!
We allow abortion, homosexuality and we are foolish to think God will continue to bless this nation.
We are watching you liberal scum, soon we will take your welfare check, then we will take your home
We have the government we allow and deserve.
We keep you alive to serve this ship. Row well, and live.
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
We’ll put a boot in your ass, it’s the American Way! Toby Keith
We’ll put a boot in your ass, it’s the American Way! Toby Keith
We’re through being cool (you can say that again, Dad
What can you say about Liberals that hasn’t already been said about hemorrhoids?
What is keeping that damned asteroid?
What is liberty without...virtue? It is...madness, without restraint.
What part of “shall not be infringed” do they fail to comprehend?
What you see at fight club is a generation of men raised by women. ~Chuck Palahniuk
When decadance walks the halls of power, depravity rules the side streets.
When someone burns a cross on your lawn the best firehose is an AK-47.
When the SHTF, I’ll go down with a cross in one hand, and a Glock in the other.
When the SHTF, I’ll go down with a cross in one hand, and a Glock in the other.
When the countdown hits zero, something’s gonna happen..
When the countdown hits zero, something’s gonna happen..
Where am I? Who are all these kids, and why are they calling me Mom?
Where are we going? And what’s with this handbasket???
Who Would the Terrorists Vote For? Support Bush/Cheney 2004
Why aren’t the Clintons living out their remaining years on Alcatraz?
Why does this tag line keep showing up?
Why not go out on a limb, isn’t that where the fruit is?
Why not pardon Sirhan Sirhan? The bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is still free.
With Rights, comes Responsibilities. Don’t assume one, without assuming the other.
With all of that sweeping under the rug, it’s a wonder how DEMs can walk on their lumpy carpets.
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
Wormtongue accused Eomer of “malcontent” when he had something to hide. Liberals do the same.
Would human clones work better than computers? Both would be man-made.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. — Aldous Huxley
You may disagree with what I have to say, but I will defend to your death my right to say it
You may forget the one with whom you have laughed, but never the one with whom you have wept.
all liberty flows from the barrel of a bigger gun
anything done in moderation shows a lack of interest -Capt. Tom
be ever vigilant - they don’t quit, and neither should you.
democrats are herd animals
don’t mind me: the orbital mind control lasers are making me write this. . .
fighting them OVER THERE is better than fighting them OVER HERE
fundamentalist, regarding the Constitution AND the Holy Bible, i.e. words mean things!
gov’t has more money than it needs, but never as much as it wants
is it vietnam yet ?
islam is not a religion. It’s a death cult. Let’s give ‘em what they want.
karma vigilantet
liberals are the tapeworms in the intestine of America
liberals are the tapeworms in the intestine of America
liberals suck....but it depends on what your definition of the word “suck” is .
never take a gun to a gunfight that doesn’t start with at least .40 cal
run from a knife, close on a gun
tagged for migratory purposes only
we must crush our enemies and make them fear us and sap their will to fight....all 2 billion of them
?With God all things are possible.?

12 posted on 8/28/2008 10:09:19 PM by cynwoody

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