Posted on 11/26/2014 1:53:50 AM PST by Bender2
Week 13
Thursday, Nov. 27
Chicago Bears vs. Detroit Lions, 12:30 p.m.
Philadelphia Eagles vs. Dallas Cowboys, 4:30 p.m.
Seattle Seahawks vs. San Francisco 49ers, 8:30 p.m.
Sunday, Nov. 30
San Diego Chargers vs. Baltimore Ravens, 1p.m.
Cleveland Browns vs. Buffalo Bills, 1 p.m.
Tennessee Titans vs. Houston Texans, 1 p.m.
Washington Redskins vs. Indianapolis Colts, 1 p.m.
New York Giants vs. Jacksonville Jaguars, 1 p.m.
Carolina Panthers vs. Minnesota Vikings, 1 p.m.
New Orleans Saints vs. Pittsburgh Steelers, 1 p.m.
Oakland Raiders vs. St. Louis Rams, 1 p.m.
Cincinnati Bengals vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 1 p.m.
Arizona Cardinals vs. Atlanta Falcons, 4:05 p.m.
New England Patriots vs. Green Bay Packers, 4:25 p.m.
Denver Broncos vs. Kansas City Chiefs, 8:30 p.m.
Monday, Dec. 1
Miami Dolphins vs. New York Jets, 8:30 p.m.
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Turkey Day I think Da Bear will get eaten by the Puttytats--
My Boys will do a job... on them Godless Iggles--
The Seahags will clean the Soapy 9ers clocks--
Sunday Crab City's Black Byrds discharge the Bolts--
Don't know how he's gon'a do it but Johnny Football will find a wa... to get his Browns past Klye's Buffalo Chips--
Allegra, your Texicans will beat your Old Earlers--
Indy will turn RG3 every which way but loose--
Manning Lite is not having a good year at all but he'll pull his Jersey Jints over the Jag-offs--
I flipped a coin and Cam won. So will his Pussycats at the Viqueens--
The Ain'ts will beat the Stoolers--
Sevens Waiders get back to loss column with their visits to the Eweland Arch--
Well, maybe Good Andy will show as I am picking Cincy over the Bucking Ears--
Arid Zona will pick clean those Georgia Black Byrds--
Okay, big, I'm calling it for your #1 guys... over your #2 guys--
My Old Dallas Texans bounce back like they was playing Manning Heavy in the Cotton Bowl--
Monday night finds the Greatest Aggie NFL Quarterback Not Wearing Bown sticking it to the Jersey Jets--
Speaking of Aggies, I expect them to bounch back and beat LSU at Kyle Field. The Horney Toads will mess up the Teasips' Turkey Day-- There will be no joy in Sheppard Pie Smith's house as Old Miss get tromped by Miss State--
Da Waco Bears will beat the Tech out of them Lubbuck Boys--
Auburn will give it a real try but fall short at 'Bama--
Finally, it will be all Duck Quacks at Oregon State--
Ducks? But, Bendy, I thought it was... Wabbit Season!
Now, y'all get you picks in... and pass the gravy-
Okay, Bob, you heard the officer... Who is going to win at Lambeau?
At least Green Bay is a Patriotic place to watch Football ...
Can’t we just play with dolls?
Like Alba, Aniston, other chicks Laz would hard?
I’ll take one of each. Really. I look young for my age. It could work.
Wow ... 3 huge rival games on Thanksgiving. Awesome!
Showing up for my single game pick; Da Loins v Da Bears.
One thing comes to mind in this match-up: Lions kick to Bears to start overtime. 10 seconds and 95 yards later...Bears win.
I hope Caldwell and Stafford are watching film, 24-hours every day since Sunday evening.
Time for Detroit’s annual “Second Half Swoon” that usually starts around the 4th Thursday of November.
Turkey Day: Lions stuff the Bears
Cowboys triumph over Philly
Seahawks strike gold in SF
Sunday’s games:
Chargers zap the Ravens
Browns beat the Bills(hopefully not a snow-out)
Texans win in the matchup of current and former Houston teams
Colts beat Colt McCoy and the Skins
Giants over the hapless Jags
Panthers over Vikings
Saints prevail in Steeltown
Rams win the battle of Old LA
Bengals win easy in Tampa
Cards fly over the Falcons
Pats win a close one at Lambeau
Broncos slip by KC
Fins win big on MNF
Lions
Eagles (sorry)
Niners
Ravens
Browns
Texans
Colts
Jaguars
Steelers
Rams
Bengals
Packers
Broncos
Dolphins
They’re just happy they won’t need to shave again until July.
(just kidding!)
Week 13
Thursday, Nov. 27
Chicago Bears vs. Detroit Lions, 12:30 p.m. Bears have shown life the last two weeks although it's probably too little too late. As for the Lions, ten points total over the last two games. Still, they have always played well at home on Turkey Day. So... Lions!
Philadelphia Eagles vs. Dallas Cowboys, 4:30 p.m. I'm liking Tony R and the 'Boys at home. Cowboys win!
Seattle Seahawks vs. San Francisco 49ers, 8:30 p.m. Neither one of these teams has been exactly overwhelming the last several weeks. But judging them on last week's respective performances versus the Redskins and the Cardinals, the Seahawks looked a lot better. No joy in Harbaugh-Land, Seahawks win.
Sunday, Nov. 30
San Diego Chargers vs. Baltimore Ravens, 1p.m. Chargers have a tough tough finish to the season. If they wanna make the playoffs they better get this one. And honestly I don't know what to make of the Ravens this season. When in doubt go with the home team. Ravens!
Cleveland Browns vs. Buffalo Bills, 1 p.m. Has the stadium been excavated? Bills were impressive Monday night, Browns have been struggling. Bills.
Tennessee Titans vs. Houston Texans, 1 p.m. Don't bet against JJ Watt. About the only thing he hasn't done this season is kick a field goal. And maybe he'll get around to it! Texans!
Washington Redskins vs. Indianapolis Colts, 1 p.m. If the Colts lose this game they should pack it in for the season. To say the Redskins are in turmoil is a gross understatement. Andrew Luck is going to feast on the Washington D. Colts!
New York Giants vs. Jacksonville Jaguars, 1 p.m. Giants looked good Monday night even though they lost. Their new all-world receiver will have another big day against the Jags. G-Men!
Carolina Panthers vs. Minnesota Vikings, 1 p.m. Wow. Another dog game. But as incredible as it is, the Panthers still have a chance to win their division. Panthers.
New Orleans Saints vs. Pittsburgh Steelers, 1 p.m.What has happened to the Saints this season? After three losses in a row at home, travelling to Pitt isn't going to help much. Of course, the Men of Steel lost in their last outing too... to the Jets! Nevertheless, Steelers win!
Oakland Raiders vs. St. Louis Rams, 1 p.m. The Lambs aren't gonna gift-wrap it like the Chiefs did last week. Rams.
Cincinnati Bengals vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 1 p.m. A must-win for the Dalton Gang. Bengals.
Arizona Cardinals vs. Atlanta Falcons, 4:05 p.m.The vaunted Arizona D should contain the Falcons enough to let the anemic Cardinals O eke out a win. Cards.
New England Patriots vs. Green Bay Packers, 4:25 p.m.The Game of the Week! Pack edges the Pats, 52 - 49, with Brady and Rodgers combining for 1000 yards and eight touchdowns. Packers!
Denver Broncos vs. Kansas City Chiefs, 8:30 p.m. Broncos need to get back on track and the Chiefs are a good opportunity to do that. Broncos.
Monday, Dec. 1
Miami Dolphins vs. New York Jets, 8:30 p.m. Could the Jets be any more pathetic? Yes they can, and will be on Monday night. They had almost two weeks to prepare for a shell-shocked (snow-shocked?) Bills team, and got taken apart. This week won't be any better. The Phish win!
And as a bonus pick....
GEORGIA TECH beats GEORGIA for the first time in, oh, ten years! .... To Hell with Georgia!!!!
Local Yokel's Loins bounce back to skin Impy's Bearlies
Bender's Boys will sack the Beagles
The Folds over the hapless Redspuds
The Texians over the Oilers
The Billfolds over the Brownstains
The Pigeons over the Charredburgers
The Midgets over the Jagwurts
The Bungles over the Pirates
The Lambs over Seven's Faders
The Stools over the Can'ts
The Vicekings over the Punters
The Buzzards over the Dirty Birds
Bender's old Dallas Texans over the Mules
The Tunas over the Cessnas
und
The Packers over the Patriots
No Packer Big, the Patriots over the Packers
Ok, Patriot Big, they'll tie
Hey Bender they going have Futurama marhton one of LA channel also KTLA 5 going show Twilight Zone
I think you are about my Raiders another lost LOL
I think Tomkow’s Da Bears barely get by on their game Cowpoke your team I don’t know I think they going lost
Sorry Bender
My cousin 49ers probably win
Impy’s Picks Special Video edition
Bears/Lions, I can’t find the proper footage but this is close enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP8mgEHDRFg
Frank Caliendo as William Shatner called Jay Cutler the “Billy Baldwin of Quarterbacks”, ouch.
Tony Romo has this to say to Mark Sanchez’s girlfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF_iiX1HepM
San Fran are one point favorites at home for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1OSkYhREiY
Roger Moore is the road team
Balance returns to the force in St Louis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVCR29aE_OQ
Expecting a Star Wars vid? Sorry to disappoint you.
Saint’s or A’ints, who shows up in Stool City?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2waJU4y0uk
The Redskins are starting MCCOY over Roberta Griffin the turd, Indy is officially on upset alert, however
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiaJKq8tgo4
Cam’s newtons are gonna get check mated by the ViQueens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyI3IL46yq4
Lovie’s Crew, says sacrebleu!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnKA4OXm_IA
The 2nd worst team from NY should be able to pull this one out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPkNCnqZ9Fo
The guy at Hoopers? Phillp Rivers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbRyo6mji4E
Wrong sport here but you get the idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPH9cWTJgdU
The Texans gives the tits a breast reduction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POxMp61Ksbk
Get your mind out of the gutter!
My Old Chi Cardinals turn Matt Ryan into Lorenzo Lamas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q9_-baR1Ds
Big’s Packers run into a more powerful opponent, Big’s Patriots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01hfwQL1QUg
Sorry KC, Manning is gonna come to play in a big division game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wag8PF2g3Mc
Oh, the Jets haven’t been disbanded yet? Too bad for them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR5o7ryuxm0
DET
DAL
SEA
STL
PIT
IND
MIN
CIN
NYG
BAL
CLE
HOU
ARI**CKINGZONA!!!!!
NEW
DEN
MIA
My cousin (Bears fan) dated a Packers fan once. When the Pack were playing bad, she closed up shop.
You do know the Iggles are 5-0 on Thanksgiving.
Well, Tony's record on Turkey Day is 6 - 1... so we'll see who improves and who doesn't--
Personally I probably be watching Movies tv network least there is Charlotte Web and Wee Wee winkle with Shirley Temple and your drinking buddies Victor McLaughin and John Ford
Sorry Bender I think Cowpokes probably kick whoever they play against
This Thanskgving games it like BLECH choice
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