[ReformationFan]

Reminds me of the story of the woman who "married" the Berlin Wall.

[dowcaet]

Who’s the sap in this relationship?

[UCANSEE2]

Wonder what he will do when his bride cheats on him with another tree ?

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

No knot hole jokes please

[ClearCase_guy]

Got wood?

[avenir]

Up with people trees!

[unixfox]

Meanwhile, Lilley said: "The call was to preserve the environment, to stop cutting trees, care for animals and live in peace and tolerance."

Good luck with all that!

[dfwgator]

No weirder than two guys getting married.

[FreedomGuru]

Wait till he files for divorce because his tree has become so wooden.

Now we know where the term “envirowacko” comes from.

[buridan]

A shady lady?

[dfwgator]

Now he’ll wake up every morning with wood.

[Ken H]

‘With these rings I thee wed.’

[Pollster1]

This “marriage” is just as real as the gay version. A joke.

Here’s a link for when he tires of the farce: http://www.ehow.com/how_4480942_make-paper-from-wood.html

[chajin]

Must have gotten the license at the branch office. When the person dies, will the tree pine?

[RightGeek]

Dude! Watch out for splinters!

[onedoug]

And if that tree tries to germinate with other trees, he’s got his chainsaw.

[PoloSec]

Consummation of the marriage could be rough, may even cause a splinter in the relationship.

[Alex Murphy]

Dressed in a white suit and a red tie, Richard Torres, a young environmentalist from Peru, sealed his love for a tree in a symbolic act meant to emphasize the importance of preserving nature. "I declare you life partners and forever in pure love, on behalf of the elements of nature and of God " said Colombian actress Kristina Lilley, who performed the ceremony on Bogota's National Park.

Rumor has it the bride had been unfaithful during their courtship and, following their honeymoon, the groom was now being treated for Dutch Elm disease.

[lowbridge]

Got to hand it to him, adding so many to the family branch.

[clintonh8r]

Finally, after all those years of shacking up.....

[Baynative]

WA Ping

Up here in Seattle a woman married a building!