I have zero interest in any of these “Star Wars” flicks.
Based on Abram’s abortion/attempted reboot of the “Star Trek” franchise, I can see these films being PC bilge with massive plot holes that are either ignored or band-aided over with special effects, just like in the “Star Trek” reboot.
The masses will go see them and the films will generate metric tons of revenue. But these flicks will be most likely be worse/much worse than the 3 prequels, where at least there was the anticipation of watching Darth Vader be created to captivate imagination. Are these sequels going to follow the canon storyline that leads to the final destruction of the Sith? I highly doubt it.
As far as this trailer is concerned, the voiceover was a C grade video game narrative and what’s with the goofy black dude popping into the first frame. It’s like a scene out of Spaceballs.
Pass.
“...see these films being PC bilge with massive plot holes that are either ignored or band-aided over with special effects,...”
Ehh. The little kids like them. And it sells toys. And at the end of the day, that’s ALL it’s about.
And for the record... I think that stupid Rastafarian wannabe Jar Jar Binks should have been boiled alive in a steaming vat of Wampa poop.
But hey... that’s just me...
Carrie Fisher wont fit into that slave outfit that she wore in Jedi 1983.
I hope they didn’t try to get her into a bigger one, GAG.
I hope the force isn’t hung over from the prequels. The force might need some aspirin.
Stormtroopers, tie fighters, x-wings, Tatooine looking like a shitehole, how very exciting it is to see things from the original movies......I haven’t been this excited after seeing a trailer since I saw the trailer for the next episode of “Law and Order: SVU” (spoiler alert, a chick gets raped).