Pick up the closest book...[belated Friday silliness]

I Can Has Cheezburger? ^ | ? | Unknown

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

That’s from Aquitaine Progression by Robert Ludlum.

[Sawdring]

"But Muishkin had risen, and was on his way to open the door for his visitors."

The Idiot---Dostoyevsky

[Sawdring]

I couldn’t get through Ulysses. I don’t quit the books I start but I quit it at 41 percent.

[Slings and Arrows]

Man, does this trick work, or what?

[Springman]

There is nothing that pisses me off like a footrace I don’t want.

James Patterson, Kill Alex Cross.

[LucyT]

"Do you mean I have seen Robert Puller lurking in my back-yard?"

From The Escape

by David Baldacci.

[RedMDer]

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[eldoradude]

Voice: Throaty and rich , tchew-wew, etc., or pew, pew. Song, gurgling, running to a succession of low rich gutterals.

Page 206, "A Field Guide to Western Birds"

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

"Three hundred twenty copper tubes marked Geologic Charts."

[MoochPooch]

"I've been there after sunset, and if you're not prepared, it is like, well . . . "

Kim Harrison, The Undead Pool

[Trillian]

"Military career, idiot - not your life.
From A Stainless Steel Rat is Born.

Hmm..

[dayglored]

> "He complained mostly about the catheter."

Yikes! Mine is:

"The painless technique does not insult the caller, for Mr. Day suggests you hang up while you are talking."

From: Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior, by Judith Martin. Apparently, ol' Judy was into phone sex... oh my...

[Slings and Arrows]

I’m sure it was very polite phone sex.

[dayglored]

But of course. And by following the rules of proper etiquette, all were satisfied.