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How to Remove Your Mustache
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/mustache.html ^

Posted on 12/01/2014 4:15:07 PM PST by navysealdad

The November is over and it's time to shave, or remove the mustache any way possible.

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: mustache
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To: navysealdad

41 posted on 12/01/2014 5:37:20 PM PST by jaydee770
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To: navysealdad
The wife would kill me if I shaved it off she loves it
42 posted on 12/01/2014 5:40:26 PM PST by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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To: CH3CN
My husband has had a mustache ever since I’ve known him. He shaved it off last summer and I hardly recognized him; he did look 20 years younger, good for him. However, I couldn’t stand to kiss him. There was nothing to it, like kissing a baby’s butt. He grew it back asap.

I had the exact same experience with Mrs. Chandler. (I shaved my beard; she doesn't have one.)

43 posted on 12/01/2014 6:04:04 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Doctrine doesn't change. The trick is to find a way around it.)
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To: newfreep
These work fine:


44 posted on 12/01/2014 6:06:04 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Doctrine doesn't change. The trick is to find a way around it.)
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To: CH3CN

Mine, too! My husband is handsome either way, but he’s not mine without the fuzz. I do not want to kiss another woman. I want my bear!


45 posted on 12/01/2014 6:10:30 PM PST by Marie
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To: cripplecreek

“The rest of em I pound in with a hammer and bite em off on the inside.”

lol!


46 posted on 12/01/2014 6:10:50 PM PST by Marie
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To: Marie

“The only proper way to remove a mustache is the way a real man does it.”

My favoured method is to forget to put the trimming attachment on the damn clippers. So one side becomes a sad victim of involuntary moustache slaughter. The other side then has to be put down out of mercy, unless you are brave enough to rock the Hitler. It works best when you are running late around 4:00 am. You can tell it has been effective when you get comments like ‘did you break your jaw’ and ‘are you trying to beat a police line up.’

Freegards


47 posted on 12/01/2014 6:27:05 PM PST by Ransomed
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To: CH3CN

My husband shaved off his mustache and beard for a play a few years ago. I couldn’t kiss him! It was like kissing his brother-so weird!


48 posted on 12/01/2014 6:27:48 PM PST by NorthstarMom
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To: jaydee770

Now, that man is a hottie, and his beard and ‘stache are just great. In this woman’s opinion, a man should not grow a mustache or a beard if it is not a good one. Wolf Blitzer is a perfect example of an awful beard. And long smelly beards are just gross.


49 posted on 12/01/2014 6:28:32 PM PST by Bigg Red (Congress, do your duty and repo his pen and his phone.)
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To: Sirius Lee

I shaved mine when one of my frat bros referred to it as a “Womb Broom”.


50 posted on 12/01/2014 6:30:08 PM PST by AppyPappy (If you are not part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: driftdiver

But a ‘real’ woman does.


51 posted on 12/01/2014 6:30:29 PM PST by Scrambler Bob (/s /s /s /s /s, my replies are "liberally" sprinkled with them behind every word and letter.!)
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To: Mr Rogers

SHAVE off a mustache.... I thought he only way to remove it manly was to use a pair of rusty pliers to grab a plier jaw full of ‘stache hair at a time and just yank it out....

Or was I thinking what would be the most PAINFUL way of getting rid of a mustache...

I wouldn’t know as I never had one, now my one aunt, she had one that would double for Caesar romero’s ‘stache.....

Luckily, she was not genetically related to the family and only married into it....


52 posted on 12/01/2014 6:33:56 PM PST by GraceG (Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
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To: Mr Rogers
Ever wonder how many m/billions of used blades are in the walls of older homes? ;D


53 posted on 12/01/2014 6:37:48 PM PST by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: Scrambler Bob

A real woman needs a mustache?


54 posted on 12/01/2014 6:38:50 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Daffynition

Wow had forgotten those...my parents house had similar “slot”


55 posted on 12/01/2014 6:39:58 PM PST by nascarnation (Impeach, Convict, Deport)
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To: GraceG

56 posted on 12/01/2014 6:41:38 PM PST by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: cripplecreek

That’s one funny Iraqi.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ0-OtVpF0wOKEqT2Z1HEtA

Huis name seems more indian that iraqi....


57 posted on 12/01/2014 6:42:18 PM PST by GraceG (Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
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To: GraceG

Says he got his electrical engineering degree in Iran.


58 posted on 12/01/2014 6:43:30 PM PST by cripplecreek (You can't half ass conservatism.)
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To: driftdiver

Like hillary and mooschelle


59 posted on 12/01/2014 6:43:40 PM PST by Scrambler Bob (/s /s /s /s /s, my replies are "liberally" sprinkled with them behind every word and letter.!)
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To: nascarnation
LOL.....I don't think ours was ever used.....dad used a straight edge.


60 posted on 12/01/2014 6:43:47 PM PST by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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