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Pardoned White House Turkey Defects To ISIS
DuffelBlog ^ | 27 Nov 14 | G-Had

Posted on 12/04/2014 5:45:13 PM PST by xzins

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1 posted on 12/04/2014 5:45:13 PM PST by xzins
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To: All

I’ve had enough of al-Turki

a la king
potus pius
salad
soup
sandwich


2 posted on 12/04/2014 5:46:21 PM PST by xzins ( Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Those who truly support our troops pray for victory!)
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To: xzins

AWESOME!


3 posted on 12/04/2014 5:46:31 PM PST by nascarnation (Impeach, Convict, Deport)
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To: xzins

Hopefully he’ll end up hanging from a giblet.


4 posted on 12/04/2014 5:48:52 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: xzins

I’m loving it. My first laugh of today, after being stuck in rainy day traffic for 94 minutes.


5 posted on 12/04/2014 5:51:20 PM PST by lee martell
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...

This could be satire. ;/)


6 posted on 12/04/2014 5:52:47 PM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______________________Celebrate the Polls, Ignore the Trolls)
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To: tet68

Teaching a valuable lesson: don’t stick your neck out for anyone


7 posted on 12/04/2014 6:00:53 PM PST by xzins ( Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Those who truly support our troops pray for victory!)
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To: xzins

Enjoyably clever ... thanx.


8 posted on 12/04/2014 6:01:03 PM PST by knarf
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To: SunkenCiv

ya’ think? Hilarious


9 posted on 12/04/2014 6:01:19 PM PST by txnativegop (I'm out of ideas about tag lines.)
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To: lee martell

A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, “Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing’s even moving.”

He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, “Excuse me officer, what’s the hold up?”

The officer replies, “The President just found out he was impeached and he’s all depressed. He stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he’s threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn’t have the $33.5 million he owes his lawyers. I’m walking around taking up a collection for him.”

“Oh really? How much have you collected so far?”

“I’ve got a lot of folks still siphoning; but right now I have about three hundred gallons.”


10 posted on 12/04/2014 6:03:16 PM PST by xzins ( Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Those who truly support our troops pray for victory!)
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To: xzins

Couldn’t someone have stopped that turkey with a sparrow missile? Be careful of getting gulled by a turkey with a sorrowful look!


11 posted on 12/04/2014 6:03:37 PM PST by pa_dweller
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To: xzins

Now that’s funny!


12 posted on 12/04/2014 6:03:39 PM PST by GreenHornet
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To: xzins

BFL!


13 posted on 12/04/2014 6:06:42 PM PST by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: xzins
Senior U.S. officials are literally calling “fowl” after the Thanksgiving turkey pardoned by President Obama publicly defected to the Middle Eastern terrorist group ISIS.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

14 posted on 12/04/2014 6:12:01 PM PST by publius911 (Formerly Publius6961)
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To: pa_dweller

But they keep egging them on!


15 posted on 12/04/2014 6:13:12 PM PST by xzins ( Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Those who truly support our troops pray for victory!)
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To: xzins

ROFL


16 posted on 12/04/2014 6:20:28 PM PST by 2CAVTrooper (If you ain't CAV, you ain't.......)
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To: xzins

You are making me Hungary.


17 posted on 12/04/2014 6:20:40 PM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: left that other site

For my next trick I’ll make you Austria. :>)


18 posted on 12/04/2014 6:24:00 PM PST by xzins ( Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Those who truly support our troops pray for victory!)
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To: left that other site

Turkey noodle with white wine and champignons


19 posted on 12/04/2014 6:26:04 PM PST by xzins ( Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Those who truly support our troops pray for victory!)
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That’s pretty Greecey.


20 posted on 12/04/2014 6:40:29 PM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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