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To: elcid1970

Or maybe the tortoise can’t mate with another tortoise who is laying on its back. The tortoise that was saved didn’t even bother to say thank you.


13 posted on 12/19/2014 6:23:46 PM PST by Sawdring
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To: Sawdring

Probably because the other tortoise took his sweet time getting it done...


14 posted on 12/19/2014 6:41:15 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
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To: Sawdring
The tortoise that was saved didn’t even bother to say thank you.

How do you know? Do you speak tortoise?

He probably said "OK buddy, thanks for the lift. I'll meet you down at the salad bar and the lettuce is on me."

15 posted on 12/19/2014 6:41:32 PM PST by Ditto
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To: Sawdring

Everything has ‘polarity’; but not everything is about ‘sex’ or the desire to sexually ‘mate’.

-JT


18 posted on 12/19/2014 6:53:49 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Sawdring

The rescuer was unusually interested in the backside of the rescue-ee afterwards, wasn’t he? Tortoise damsel in distress?


29 posted on 12/20/2014 8:19:07 AM PST by RegulatorCountry
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