[E. Pluribus Unum]

Peanut butter breath. Yuk.

[ifinnegan]

“Peanut butter breath. Yuk.”

I knew a guy many years ago, decades actually, who kept peanut butter in the car with him because he thought it was an instant breath cleaner so that if he got pulled over the cops wouldn’t be able to detect alcohol on his breath.

[pallmallman]

I’ll win the Lotto and get struck by lightning on the same day before a jar of peanut butter lasts 2 years in my household.