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Driver calls police, gets arrested on DUI charge after pants fall down
Fox News Boston ^ | 12/19/2014 | Jorge Millan

Posted on 12/21/2014 8:09:48 AM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity

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21 posted on 12/21/2014 10:58:17 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Clay Moore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
What Congressional district does he represent?


22 posted on 12/21/2014 12:10:45 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“...and it was at that point that I realized my life had become completely unmanageable.”


23 posted on 12/21/2014 1:28:13 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: RichInOC

Some people are slow learners.


24 posted on 12/21/2014 1:57:28 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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To: cloudmountain

Ah, the curse of the homophone.

Another first world problem rears its head.


25 posted on 12/21/2014 2:03:46 PM PST by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away)
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity

If he was “under the influence”, passed out, immobile in a parking lot, what would he be charged with?


26 posted on 12/21/2014 2:30:49 PM PST by Does so (SCOTUS Newbies Imperil USA...)
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To: OSHA

He nearly felt out of his car too.


27 posted on 12/21/2014 3:55:28 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Stop wishing for a perfect world. You may get it. Who will you talk to then?)
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With the engine running, he’s dead-to-rights DUI. This is a case where I agree with it. Dude is extremely drunk and it’s obvious that he drove to get there. Where I don’t agree with it is like the time that a Navy buddy of mine got a DUI in his driveway while showing his friend his new car stereo. Local police make a lot of money off DUIs and underage alcohol tickets, that’s why they’ll do anything to find them create them. Contrast that with how you get treated when your car is broken into or vandalized and you need a police report for the insurance company. The cop shows up 3 hours later and acts like you’re making him scrub your toilet.


28 posted on 12/21/2014 4:16:58 PM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Visualize whirled peas.)
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DANG!


29 posted on 12/21/2014 8:13:34 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The mods stole my tagline.)
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity; All
Through sheer luck and expert Googling, I was able to find actual footage of the actual DUI arrest.  Presented here for your edification, y'all.

DUI test - YouTube

 

30 posted on 12/21/2014 11:47:00 PM PST by Stoat (If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
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When asked when he began drinking, Malley replied, “At 14 years old.”

LOL!!!

31 posted on 12/22/2014 7:36:41 AM PST by Albion Wilde (It is better to offend a human being than to offend God.)
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Malley nearly felt out of his car as he was getting out, had his pants fall down at the beginning of a road sobriety test and “had (an) accident” while undergoing the sobriety test.

Pants up; don't poot.

32 posted on 12/22/2014 7:37:28 AM PST by Albion Wilde (It is better to offend a human being than to offend God.)
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Malley, of Palm Beach, lists his occupation on the arrest report as a diamond dealer.

And I was walking down the street one day
A pretty lady looked at me and said her diamond watch had
Stopped cold dead
And I said...

33 posted on 12/22/2014 7:41:15 AM PST by Albion Wilde (It is better to offend a human being than to offend God.)
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To: Albion Wilde

That’s what I was thinking, that was a damn good answer. I also like that the guys attitude was “sarcastic”.


34 posted on 12/23/2014 11:49:44 AM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Visualize whirled peas.)
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