What Did You Get For Christmas?

Some Stuff | 12/26/14 | blueunicorn6

[blueunicorn6]

What did you get for Christmas? I asked Santa for a Harley Davidson motorcycle. I've got a perfect place for it in the garage. I can't ride it. I'm a menace to society when I'm on a motorcycle. Not because I carry a switchblade. I just crash all the time. I was looking at a motorcycle once, and it fell on me. Engine wasn't even running. Just fell on me. I really rode in my younger days. I rode into cars. I rode into trees. Once, I even rode into a hill. You'd think that you could see a hill from a long distance away and miss it, but, nope, I came around a corner and there was a hill and I smacked into it. And they don't give, much. Well, I asked for a Harley Davidson, and you know what I got? Holland. Now, what the heck am I supposed to do with Holland? Windmills and dykes and wooden shoes and the Hollandaise people. Have you ever tried to ride a windmill down Highway 101? Nothing but trouble there. I'll probably just re gift it and give it to my cousin David. Anybody else get a good present?

[caww]

Meet William Harley and Arthur Davidson, photo taken in 1914

[Howie66]

Thank you! We couldn’t have asked for better! She’s a real Sweetheart!

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“I got a rock...”

[blueunicorn6]

You have a Pastor who can install gaskets on a Harley Davidson? That’s a real Man of God, right there. He can lead you to salvation and stop an oil leak. I like him.

[GeronL]

It needed 128 updates, it took a while

[easternsky]

What a very kind thing to do, especially if you can still ride. lol Must have a fine Church

[blueunicorn6]

It’s hard, but they’re worth the wait. Another great present!

[caww]

....”I was expecting socks or a t-shirt......I got a laptop”...

What a neat surprise! Good for you!

I got almost a grand of gift cards and cash this year! Plus some books, perfume, blankets, sweaters, etc. etc.

We are all so blessed above and beyond what we desreve!

[blueunicorn6]

Us too. But I still got the wife a present. SLIM WHITMAN SINGS MCCARTNEY AND LENNON on 8-track. You ought to see my Son trying to stick it into the USB port on the computer.

[rainee]

A messy house/kitchen & ungrateful younger relative who drank, ate everything & still had nerve to make a rude comment to me in my own house!
Hubby says Hawaii next year..

[Billthedrill]

Oh, don't be silly. A feller only has so many motorcycle accidents in him and you've had all yours. What could possibly go wrong? Anyway, wooden shoes and Hollandaise sauce got nuttin' on a new Harley. Wouldn't recommend a rice rocket, though. My EMT buddy calls them "organ donor specials".

Great Christmas, actually. Got a Kindle for a nephew who Doesn't Like Anything and I thought the kid wuz gonna melt on me. Didn't take him for a reader. Whaddaya know?

[The Cajun]

Great photo, hadn't seen it before.

Those handlebars worry the heck out of me though :)

[DaiHuy]

A litter of Rottweiler puppies.

[advertising guy]

Professionally funny !

[blueunicorn6]

Well, I got stuck between a rock and a hard place once, I was glad to take the rock. The hard place was like Philadelphia without Philadelphia’s temperate climate.

[Dick Bachert]

OK, OK...it's crude of me to post this during the Christmas season. But it's no cruder than the millions of "citizens" who, ignoring the content of this jerk's character (it's empty), voted for him strictly on his skin pigmentation, allowing him to do great damage to this nation and foment the impending race war that may ultimately bring it all the way down. Pray that he is soon gone and we never make such a mistake again. We won't survive another like this one.

[ansel12]

So it is 8.1 now?

[GeronL]

bump!

That sounds great. I should make more friends. lol

[GeronL]

I don’t think so, that is an “upgrade” I think. Should I?

[2ndDivisionVet]

Two shirts and two pairs of jeans and a pillow.