Posted on 12/31/2014 1:54:00 PM PST by Delta Dawn
Just go check out any site that posts local mugshots. Almost without fail, the women’s eyes are red from crying. Didn’t work, since they are in a mugshot, but they tried!
Heck, you just sweep it up into a tail or fluff bun if you want a “short look”....and it takes no time at all.
Guy rules? There are only three.
1 - Keep your money in your front pocket. (regarding security, safety, investments)
2 - NEVER talk to “the man.” (regarding initiation of conversations with those in a position of authority who are more likely to target and persecute than help you)
3 - NEVER stick it in crazy. (regarding women - especially with more than one cat)
Drunks cry easily.
" Crying was invariably the response across the board. The spigot gets turned on to get out of speeding tickets to great success too, and turned off as soon as the officer is gone, I’ve seen that one first hand to my great amazement. If you can’t do this, you’re the exception, not the rule."
Nah. I never met anyone who could cry on cue. FAKE cry--sure. But were there tears coming out? Nope. That's difficult even for actors.
I got stopped for speeding once, and I didn't cry. I just smiled nicely, and got let off. :)
Don’t let these joke rules deter you from marriage. The best thing a couple can do is put each other first. Do that, and you’d be surprised how beautiful marriage can be....without all the “work” I’ve always heard is necessary.
Believe me, if it’s curly, you STILL need the products! But I wouldn’t cut it just the same.
I’ve always known about the hot/crazy matrix. My other brain has never been able to interpret it though. That’s how I ended up here...
That guy has never been a good one at data analysis...
” 1. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.”
Unfortunately my long hair didn’t cooperate with a kevlar helmet so I got a pixie. Turned out the guys loved it. Audry Hepburn/Halle Berry appeal, apparently, so I was told. It also makes me look younger.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
Freeper GIRL: OF COURSE NOT, AFTER ALL HE WAS LOOKING FOR INDIA.
Excellent!
Pretty good stuff...kind of what us guys would have expected to hear...it is almost as if we have had these exact conversations before...:)
Some points are insightful.
Some points are embodiment of rare/dream girl.
Some points really get what he meant.
Some points are argumentative bitch which lead to the original 4 points.
>>My other brain has never been able to interpret it though.
That other brain is what tells you that one data point is enough.
Hey, Happy New Year to you as well!
You know, everyone just wants to laugh, have fun and occasionally, briefly, talk about something important.
The thing witb ladies is to make a new friend.
Anything beyond that is a bonus.
But, ABC...Always Be Closing...creatively, with humor and a smile...
It’s only personal when the go down and there might be a breakfast in the morning...
Right before you shoot a squirrel, you want to make it a head shot.
You can always choose how far you are from the target.
I was going to respond but I’m going to go look up symphony tickets instead.
Thing is, Men and women ARE different, and not just physically, contrary to what feminists and liberals think. I once heard someone say that if aliens from another planet came to earth, they would think Men and Women are different species.
The only people who are trying to get people to think there is no difference either physically or mentally between men and women are liberals.
Activist liberals.
Hollywood liberals.
Government liberals.
Thank goodness most conservatives (both men and women) understand there is a difference, and don't view it as some kind of handicap, any more than the obvious physical ones that might prevent the average woman from doing some of the physical things an average man might do.
But as a guy, I say...vive la différence!
It's a great thing to us. Women look different, they smell different, they think different, they walk different...thank GOD for all that. And while I have always thought there are certain things most men do better than most women, the reverse is also undeniably true, that there are certain things most women do better than most men.
As a man, I love the most of the ways that women are different from us, and the ones I don't care for, I live with them, because that is the price I must pay for the ones I like! This video below is one of the funniest, most accurate descriptions of the differences between men and women. The fact that both men and women in the crowd are laughing enthusiastically tells you there is truth in it!
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