To: Jewbacca
If mohammed’s wife used her left hand to wipe her butt, how does she make flat bread?
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
“If mohammed’s wife used her left hand to wipe her butt, how does she make flat bread?”
She tried to use her face, but her beard got stuck.
34 posted on
01/07/2015 4:09:23 PM PST by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
If mohammed’s wife used her left hand to wipe her butt, how does she make flat bread?She takes the ball of dough with her right hand and then squeezes it real hard between her butt cheeks.
76 posted on
01/07/2015 5:51:19 PM PST by
Migraine
(Diversity is great -- until it happens to YOU.)
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
An announcement was just made by the leading iman of the biggest mosque in Paris:
“We are moderate and peaceful muslims. On behalf of all moderate, peace loving muslims, I’d like to say that I’m sorry. Specifically, I am sorry for the senseless attack we will commit next Tuesday.”
114 posted on
01/08/2015 6:49:05 AM PST by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
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