There are no words for this....
heard about this story on the radio...was laughing so hard
my co-workers assumed I was listening to a comedy show.
“Stand back...I have creamed corn and I know how to use it!”
“Stand back...I have..." BLAM, BLAM, BLAM is more like it.
These idiots who came up with this just made targets out of the kids in their school. It seems these hoplophobic pukes will do ANYTHING to keep from having to hire a trained up and armed security guard or force for these schools.
I'm all for teaching kids to be self sufficient and courageous. But you have to be smart and situationally aware. This canned soup idea is just dumb.