Posted on 01/18/2015 5:09:40 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
Old zombie’s boners don’t die.
They just fade away.
The corpse, the corpse, the corpse.
10K gives his prize Barrett .50 to the chick and she uses it to save his bacon.
Z Nation reminds me of an Asylum production, including the sparkly muzzle flashes.
Like ‘Nazis In The Middle Of The Moon’.
If your rigor mortis doesn’t subside after 4 hours.....
Ruuuhhhhhhhb one out, uhhhhhhh........stiffs with stiffies?
That is one tough sob
Look out hell, you ain’t gonna believe this one
Yes, he should get an award for that
do they have a FUBAR award in journalism?
Impressive.
Killed himself THEN lit his trailer fire.
I know if I was dead I would not be as motivated to set the fire.
Mother recorded the ‘popping sounds’ of the ammo being fired...And then one came thru the window and deafened the girl...Them things must increase in sound as they travel...
They don’t want to admit the fire started when they fired the teargas.
A trailer house burns like a box of matches and almost as fast, while releasing lots of cyanide laden smoke.
Not to mention the miracle of setting his trailer on fire after killing himself!
It was a match round!?
a man started shooting at them, killed himself, and then lit his trailer on fire.
WTF?!?! Is journalism some kind of Turing test now???
I seriously doubt fire ignited ammo will even penetrate one trailer wall. Hell, the fastest part of the equation here is going to be the casing, not the bullet.
Dang it! I was gonna say that!
No one, apparently.
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At least once a week the newspaper here in Ventura County, CA, has a doozie.
Not long ago it was something like ‘Mr. Smith was buried with his favorite pipe and his collie dog.’
I probably have it a bit wrong - it was funny, tho.
That’s been journalism, for quite some time now.
Altho maybe it was a family member who wrote the obit.
But what I don’t understand is - where is the editing???
Unless - - his collie WAS buried with him. It was not clear.
LOL
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