Just now getting around to reading the cast bios and not believing a word.
Blue Collar
Dan - Down to earth family guy.
Kelly - what’s with all the iPods? Commitment is her pet peeve??? Let’s see how fast her tribe can sever commitment with her.
Lindsey - Wow, guess I need to match my hair to my clothing for the premiere tonight, too. Does K’nex have a human building kit? Mark will want her to make it to the liquor reward but too many pet peeves will send her out before the merge.
Mike - he might go far unless he gets distracted by a bikini.
Rodney - will be the first to propose a guys alliance with one not too smart hot chick. Most people don’t put up with hustlers for long but he may manage to hustle his way into the jury.
Sierra Dawn - ah, she’ll be the hot chick on Rodney and Mike’s radar. Why is she on the Blue Collar tribe when Hali, who’s pre-law, is a No Collar? Smells like Mark is playing fast and loose with who wears which collar and throwing in ringers.
White Collar
Carolyn - Hillary warning. Will be whining about being cold, wet and without her iPad within hours. An early boot.
Joaquin - too full of himself and another one who may not out last the weather
Max - will he pass or fail his Survivor class? I’m giving him a failing grade of 50-60. Ok, for grins and giggles, I’d enroll in a Survivor class at a community college but that’s as bad as diversity insights and women’s studies at a real university.
Shirin - ooooh, smells like the lying backstabbing witch of the island. It may take until merge for people to see through her.
So - So, the producers are writing So’s and everyone else’s bio with all this Ozzy, Parvati, Boston Rob and Cochran idolization and it’s such a coincidence those are listed in the 10 Greatest players. Because, yeah, everyone is just like them. And someone obviously has stock in iPads. So, So is sooo an early boot.
Tyler - An unemployed “talent assistant” who dresses up like a hobo and enjoys scaring kids is a White Collar? What 7 professional football teams did you not out last and out play on? Please let this hobo be hoping a train off the island before jury. Hmm, not having a good feeling about this season. Nope, not at all. Mark is messing with the audience again. Not a good sign.
No Collar
Hali - a law student should be on the White Collar tribe
Jenn - hoping early boot but most people voted for obama so what do I know.
Joe - another who can’t live without their iPad and honestly thought his cast pic was a girl
Nina - does she have a real job or what? Very little info in the cast profile to tell anything about her.
Vince - you’ve got to be kidding, shaking my head. Goat?
Will - finally I am pleased they aren’t allowed to bring a favorite item. What the heck is an internet sensation?
Well, great. Now I find the cast videos and you have to sign up. No, thanks. Wondered why some links wouldn’t work. Oh, well. Have a pot roast in the oven and a fruit salad in the fridge so counting down the next 3 hours.
I noticed that too. The cast was picked before the format was decided. This is one of the most utterly contrived setups they've ever had.