Posted on 01/26/2015 12:40:43 PM PST by Citizen Zed
(CNN) - Forget the bread and milk. Some snowbound New Yorkers are seeking a more, er, intimate kind of nourishment.
With the Northeast U.S. bracing for a massive storm that's expected to drop up to 3 feet of snow before it ends Tuesday, a flurry of New Yorkers are placing online ads seeking "blizzard buddies" for companionship, snuggling and, in so many words, sex.
A search of Craiglist's recent personal ads for "snow" or "blizzard" turns up scores of New York-area listings -- many not safe for work -- from city dwellers looking for someone to hook up with while the storm rages outside.
"Seeking snuggle buddy for upcoming blizzard. Will make u pancakes and coffee and hot chocolate all day. You'll also get my Netflix password. I have lots of thick blankets and interesting books to read if we get snowed in," read one of the tamer listings, from a 26-year-old man in Ridgewood, New Jersey.
"As we all know Snow Sandy is coming our way, and there is nothing worse than being trapped along in your apartment with nothing to do. As such why not ride out the blizzard with me?" asked a New York man who gave his name as Alex. "I'm tall and athletic 6' 2" 185, and generally considered to be good looking, smart, and funny. I'm a great snuggler, and excellent cook, and should it get that far ..." added the would-be Lothario, who then went on to describe his other, um, physical attributes.
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What could possibly go wrong!?!
Wear your mittens, rubbers and a ski mask!
Yeah, we snuggled last night alright.
I remember the Blizzard of 78... tried to squeeze one more squeeze out of an old squeeze as the snow went horizontal.
Baaay beee it’s cold.....out...side.....
It’s “invite an axe murderer over” night here in Deblasio City.
I suppose SSDD for a Craigs List Personals troll
Sounds gay to me.
October baby boom?
Come and keep your comrade warm!
What could possibly go wrong!?!
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In one of the major weirdo capitals of the world.
So tell me again what is worth saving in this country?
Isn’t casual immorality what makes us great? I’m sure I read that on FR!
‘’...come and keep your comrade warm!’’.
A serial killer’s dream.
A new great job for college students. With the right kind of legalese, wording on the contract, one could almost bypass anti-prostitution laws.
Best comment seen today:
A woman wakes up her husband, who is very groggy, and tells him that they are going to have a blizzard today.
“Dairy Queen?”, he asks, confusedly.
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