Well he already had done the 'aspiring rapper' thing, right? What could have been left?
I have had my personal attorney, Mr. Algonquin J. Calhoun, Esq. contact Suge's lawyer, Mr. Blatt, with scientific evidence to show how this tragic accident actually happened.
You see, Ken, those BMW leather seats are very slick and when my man Suge tried to drift the car around and GTF outa there, using his anger management skills and techniques to avoid conflict, his heavy Bible slid off the seat and jammed the accelerator, causing the vehicle to spin out of control and tragically kill Mr. Carter, a very tight friend of Suge's. Ken, the BMW, which you may not know, was designed in Germany by white people many of whose parents were NAZIs who hated fellows who looked like Suge and his good friend, Carter.
Mr. Calhoun recommends that Suge immediately bring suit against BMW, who knew darn well this tragic design flaw would adversely affect members of minority groups. This is a Hate Crime!
CC:
Atty GenL: Eric Holder
The Most Reverend Al Sharpton
Have you EVER considered going into law? You could make a fortune.
You forgot the stuck accelerator found in BMW pick ups.