Posted on 02/15/2015 7:57:26 AM PST by Salman
bimp
Realize you are a crazy fruit bat...
Why are we letting the freaks control the agenda?
Cracked is the right publication to handle stories such as this.
“Realize you are a crazy fruit bat...”
Indeed, by their fruit battiness shall they be known.
“the world freaks the **** out....”
The author got that backwards. She is the freakish one!
Per Limbaugh this operation is called an adadictomy.
Or, maybe, just possibly, it could be yet another manifestation of the mental illness that possesses so many of them to begin with.
Also, I believe the opposite procedure, male to female, is called a "loppitoffamee."
But this is why the democrats are so desperate for the rest of us to pay for ALL healthcare for their voters: “That’s why there’s a huge black market for things like testosterone. I won’t tell you where you can find it, because I can’t afford legal fees either, but let’s just say the stuff you get on the black market really brings out the animal in you. Specifically, the horse in you. Fortunately, my fiance can get it for free, due to the Czech Republic’s socialized medicine, but until recently, I couldn’t ride that sweet healthcare train. Without insurance, I couldn’t even afford to see my therapist as often as everyone would have liked. It could be a lot worse, though, because ...
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If you’re a man and want to throw your office into turmoil tomorrow, all you have to do is (fill in the blank with any bizarre behavior).
Those that break the rules should not be surprised that others do not rush to embrace them.
Unnatural. . .
Been asking myself that for some time.
So this thing with all foresight willingly and enthusiastically joins a Freak Show and complains about the pay.
Why a female who is attracted to males would elect to deface her body with surgery and inject herself with veterinary grade testosterone is just beyond anything I can understand. So, she’s somewhat masculine in her though process and outlook, so what. If she’s pleasant to be around and even halfway OK looking, there are plenty of men who would be fine with that.
Thou shalt not bear falsies against thy neighbor
The proper spelling is “addadickactomy”.
Why doesn’t everyone love and hug my mental illness? Why are they so stuck thinking that I need mental care for my disease? Why is my freakish choices not being embraced by everyone else? All I want to do is shove my problems into everyone elses’ face and confront them with it. They should stop staring at me like I am some sideshow, just because a woman wears a beard!
There is the natural and then there is the unnatural. The nature of a thing is hard wired, fixed, like DNA... it has been ordered to exist and perform according to certain specifications. The nature of a thing has been designed and therefore has a designer, and that designer God. When you try to change the nature of a thing, the result is a repulsion from the natural order.
The”BIG LIE” is that there are no fixed boundaries and that you are free to pursue whatever it is your heart desires, without judgement. Very similar to when Adam and Eve fell in the garden, they chose to believe a lie; that they also could be as God (not under Him as a created being). In a similar way Jesus told the Pharisees, “your are of your father the devil and the lusts of the devil you will do. He was a lier from the beginning and abode not in the truth...” All who seek to change themselves into what they are not have bitten the apple and have succumb to the big lie, these will not inherit the kingdom of God.
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