this is easy...
grab the fish by the tail..
slap it hard along the side of the boat..
it will grow at least 3 inches...
if it is more than 3 inches short, do yourself a favor..
throw it back
#22: Reminds me of the old Dick Nixon, Pat Nixon and Mayor Walter Washington joke. Not very appropriate here but funny as hell for those who know it.
Hint: Slapping it on the bedpost.