Gas? Bathroom? The punch lines write themselves.
Yeah. I’ll bet his family is putting together a stand up routine as we speak.
Geez, wake up in the morning, go into the bathroom to take care of business, snap on the light and KABOOM!!!
How do you go from the bathroom to out the front door?
Not to mention the blow job early in the morning. That’s one he won’t forget. What’s that smell? Let’s turn on the light ... WRONG! Don’t toucha the electric switches or plugs when you smell gas.
Would be Darwin award winner.
It’s not funny. My mom was horribly burned in such an explosion and I missed walking right into it by half a second.
it was unoderized wellhead gas in a gas drilling camp in the hills of Northern New Mexico back in 1956.
A friend, near here, of mine lost his sister to burns when she started up her washing machine kept in the well house of their farm. Mud daubers had blocked the vent that allowed natural gas in the well water to bleed off and the washroom was filled with unoderized natural gas.